Other Craptions

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

Pompeii had some weird shit going on when the volcano blew.

Leroy Jenkins!

the World Of Warcraft museum was a big letdown

Wait, wait, wait. Everybody stop. A contact lense can't go that far.

"MILK ME!" the bull demanded confusingly.

Taking LSD before the tournament made the chess match far more entertaining.

"Can you please direct me to the nearest china shop?"

Here we see the work of Michaelangelo's meth-addict brother, Chet.

"I'll give you wings, you little bastards!"

And yet again, this week's Lost episode leaves us with even more fucking unanswered questions...

Before Jason discovered the machete, his weapon of choice was a small stick and a wheel of cheese.

And this was the worst family vacation ever.

red bull gives you wings, this bull gives you genital warts

They keep saying that the Narnia stories are full of Christian allegory, but I fail to see it.

This is why I stopped working on Wall Street.

He would eventually get used to them running away in fear, but at the end of the day, all Billy the bull ever wanted was a hug.

Everyone thought King Midas was cool. His brother, Prince Mike - not so much.

So I was doin' this cow like this, right...

Red Light! Green Light!

Simon Bull says... arms out sideways!! Arms straight ahead!! Ahaha you lose Bob!!! No marijuana for you!!

AHHH! It's a group of the dreaded werebulls in mid-transformation.

The Bull just didn't get it. After hours of lessons, no one else could master even the first few steps of the Macarena.

By the end of the first days shooting, it was clear that putting Marlyn Manson in charge of the Wizard of Oz remake was a terrible mistake.

Crete's version of the creation museum was even stranger (yet oddly, more scientifically sound) than Kentucky's.

See what happens when you let Wal-Mart move to your town, what happens to mom and pop stores are the least of your worries

Now damnit...Who let medusa out of her lair?

"...And THATS how the Universe Began!" Tom Cruise yelled out while walking down Rodeo Drive.

How republicans view democrats.

If only they wore clothes that horny bull wouldn't be chasing them, i mean check out the rack on the chick on the left, i'm starting to get a stiffy.

"And if the tour group would look to its left they will see... well I don't have a damn clue, you work it out"

The Lion the Witch and the Bio-Dome

MARCO..........marco

Heaven was a big letdown.

Dude, stop! Everyone freeze... Jimmy, shut up! There's a big pile of bull shit. Right. There.

A scene from Planet of the Bulls.

Al Gore ups his efforts to scare you into fearing Man-Made Global Warming.....

The BioDome inhabitants were regularly terrorized by the "Bull Zombie".

i touch little boys and then i urinate on them

Yes I turned them to stone - look at them. What the hell else was I suposed to do with them? - God.

got beef!?

You mess with the bull, you get the bull penis.

the stakes on survivor were raised when they released the bull and the rapist tribesmen.

This is what I see in my head when I hear it's a "Bull Market".

PETA's hidden surveillance revealed shocking abuses at the Elmer's Glue plant.

The new age lawn jockeys had a more menacing feel than the old school black kid with the hook or the sleeping Mexican.

That's one crazy looking palm tree.

Contrary to popular belief, cows were once at the top of the food chain.

It's all fun and games until someone slaps the bull.