Craptions Classics May 12, 2008

The first test of the "Gay Bomb" exceeded everyone's expectations.

GeeGee

Other Craptions

With the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy falling into disfavor, the adoption of the Nike Policy—"Just Do It"—was a surprising boon to troop morale.

GeeGee

caterpillar style kung fu never seemed to work as well as other styles

boogie

and the towns were named Sodom and Gamora. Sodam named after sodamy, and Gamora...named after an even wierder move.

someguynamedkev

the chinese version of transformers sucks

boogie

General Tso was great at making chicken, however his troops discipline was severely lacking.

Mr.Bonewell

sometimes you just have to say NO to asian porn

boogie

Two billion people. 3 movie theaters. You learn to make your own fun.

bobbo

Budget cuts and a slumping economy have lead North Korea to unveil the worlds first man tanks. Tom Clancy was unimpressed.

Mr.Bonewell

"Alright, Steve. Left foot blue!"

solrac

Secret Pentagon photos suggest China's military may not pose as much of a threat to national security as initially believed.

GeeGee

Korean Tetris

ChrisP

They are fighting over the one women in the village who was aloud to live past childbirth.

mush

never mind all that crouching tiger hidden dragon fighting crap when it comes down to it they are just as shit at fighting as we are

boogie

The Chinese work day and night to perfect the Cluster Fuck.

HeywoodJablowme
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