The first test of the "Gay Bomb" exceeded everyone's expectations.
With the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy falling into disfavor, the adoption of the Nike Policy—"Just Do It"—was a surprising boon to troop morale.
caterpillar style kung fu never seemed to work as well as other styles
and the towns were named Sodom and Gamora. Sodam named after sodamy, and Gamora...named after an even wierder move.
the chinese version of transformers sucks
General Tso was great at making chicken, however his troops discipline was severely lacking.
sometimes you just have to say NO to asian porn
Two billion people.
3 movie theaters.
You learn to make your own fun.
Budget cuts and a slumping economy have lead North Korea to unveil the worlds first man tanks. Tom Clancy was unimpressed.
"Alright, Steve. Left foot blue!"
Secret Pentagon photos suggest China's military may not pose as much of a threat to national security as initially believed.
They are fighting over the one women in the village who was aloud to live past childbirth.
never mind all that crouching tiger hidden dragon fighting crap
when it comes down to it they are just as shit at fighting as we are
The Chinese work day and night to perfect the Cluster Fuck.