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With the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy falling into disfavor, the adoption of the Nike Policy—"Just Do It"—was a surprising boon to troop morale.

caterpillar style kung fu never seemed to work as well as other styles

and the towns were named Sodom and Gamora. Sodam named after sodamy, and Gamora...named after an even wierder move.

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General Tso was great at making chicken, however his troops discipline was severely lacking.

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Two billion people. 3 movie theaters. You learn to make your own fun.

Budget cuts and a slumping economy have lead North Korea to unveil the worlds first man tanks. Tom Clancy was unimpressed.

"Alright, Steve. Left foot blue!"

Secret Pentagon photos suggest China's military may not pose as much of a threat to national security as initially believed.

Korean Tetris

They are fighting over the one women in the village who was aloud to live past childbirth.

never mind all that crouching tiger hidden dragon fighting crap when it comes down to it they are just as shit at fighting as we are

The Chinese work day and night to perfect the Cluster Fuck.

101st Gayborne division.

And so begins Kim Jong-il's latest letter to Penhouse forums.

No need to ask...we can tell...

The North Korean prisoners rather Enjoyed Abu Graib.

The lesser known art of Bung-Fu is still widely practiced in China's military.

The Korean Cheerleading team hasn't quite perfected the pyramid yet.

Looks like it got out of hand with the Crazy Glue.

Sadly, a Chinese tug of war is about as senseless as a Chinese fire drill.

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A poor English-to-Chinese Dictionary was to blame for the Henderson's vacation to the Gay Wall of China.

At the bottom of this mess is Willy Wonka's last golden ticket.

"I can't believe you're ALL choking."

"Who wants to play Hide the Egg Roll!?!?"

The troops on KP decided tonight's Mess Hall special would be Cream of Sum Yung Guy.

Jin was visibly upset. There was a man's head stuck in his stomach and no one else seems to be taking 'removing it' seriously.

"Dude, pull my finger!"

Chang's fondest memories were from his time spent in Booty Camp.

The ghosts of Iwo Jima were actually pretty easy going.

Lucky for the rest of us, "Eleven Guys One Rice Bowl" never caught on.

Crotchless uniforms really took off in Japan!

Mr. Wang (to the extreme right) felt the need to display just how wrong the west was when it came to Asian penises by letting his comrades ride his.

Those WACKY communists

When Hong Chi Il's movements were captured with slo-mo cameras, it became evident that even super-soldiers have to struggle against last night's vindaloo.

JIM : "Why does a Jew have a big nose?" JACK : "Why" JIM : "Cause air is free!" JACK : "I find that disrespectful, troops GET HIM!"

A horribly misinformed reenactment of the Battle of the Bulge.

Dear Private Videos: I wish to return my copy of Wild Asian Orgies. Scene-1 made me realize I had been gravely misled by the title.

This is what happens when women are not allowed to be infantry.

The popularity of the 'Centipede game' in the barracks is proportional to the amount of time spent away from women.

Technically, we never officially clarified whether there were any side effects from Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

General Wu's experiment to genetically design the ultimate soldier was an utter disaster.

There's a line for everything in China, including sleeping your way to a promotion.

In the Chinese military, they have a "don't ask, don't tell, don't let the gays play a Dragon in the parade" policy.

When the Chinese army headbutts someone, man, they STAY headbutted.

'a test to see how many homophobic comments will be generated by the lowest common denominator, which has taken over the internet over the last ten years'

"Jumping" in REAL Chinese Checkers.