Other Craptions

The kids were horrified when they reached the business end of the Slip'n'Slide.

An overwhelming 98 percent of Craptioneers leaned closer to their monitors today and squinted. Most are feeling a little uncomfortable with themselves right now, but aren't sure why...

"Hey! Where'd my wang go?" "Mine's missing too!" "How the hell are we all urinating?"

The picture of the women's pissing area can be found on another site, but you've got to pay $19.99 a month for that.

The only thing that would be more awkward would be if there were guys on the other side as well.

The first guy to shake it more than twice is in for the ass kicking of his life....

Everyone thought Bob was the savage when he dropped a deuce in it.

What a bunch of dicks!

Cock-queduct.

Don't cross the streams!

With their concert restrooms, the Village People show that they really don't give a fuck about their fans anymore.

Welcome to the Irish Olympics

Worst water slide ever!

The second guy from the right appears to be violating trough rule #1.

The producers couldn't get Daniel Day Lewis for the hotly anticipated sequel "There Will Be Piss".

Not pictured: The one asshole that's going little kid style with his pants all the way to the ground and his hands on his hips...

What the fuck are all the Mexican pigs gonna eat out of now?!

"DRAAAIINNNAAAGGGEEEE!!!"

On days when the water supply was insufficient, El Mundo De Disney employees had to take drastic measures to keep their water slides open.

"Ever wonder who's on Match.com? It's OK to look...Seriously, we won't tell"

This is bukkake? I totally pictured something different.

Um...yeah, no thanks. I think I'll just take my head band and go piss on a tree like a good American.

Looks like "Harry Potter and the Shower of Gold" is off to a good start.

Where American beer REALLY comes from.

Let the toy boat race begin!

The line at the Ladies Trough was 10 times longer.

TEAMWORK!!! using TEAMWORK we can make a moat no man will dare try to cross.

Must be cold out

Notice how the black guy isn't peeing, he's waiting till they lower the slide a little.

DON'T drink the water in Mexico!!!

The problem here, if you really stop to think, is not the 100 guys pissing together and compearing packages, but the dude who took this picture

Where the dicks hang out.

Then Frank, 86, accidently passed a kidney stone near the front of the line, letting it float slowly down for everyone to admire.

Tourists are generally alarmed to note that not only is the male restroom rule, 'avoid standing directly next to somebody at all costs' completely overlooked, but it is acceptable to jovially compare one another's peckers. Then, they notice the camer

Surprisingly, only about three of the craptions submitted for this picture were dick jokes.

Guy with denim jacket(far-right): "What the fuck are you looking at?" Guy with white sweater: "Huh? Nothing...Hey what are you doing after this?"

"You think this is bad? Wait until you need to take a crap!"

The backup to R Kelly's pissing well ensures there is more than enough flow for the showers!!!

"Hey! You there! Yes you. With the camera. Why don't you take a Picture, it'll last longer. Oh, that's what you were doing? Sorry, my bad."

The real water sports ensued when the guys started standing on both sides of the trough.

After they realized that no one wanted to leave the long lines to find a restroom, Disney World came up with this brilliant idea.

"Hi! Welcome to Tito's Junk Shop."

Post Obama America

The Mexican Govt. wondered why the mass drug test was a complete faliure.

It was only a matter of time before the mexicans figured out the walls only weakness... urine.

Would you believe this is a church? It's Pisscopalian!

"How come you guys don't have to squeeze your dick like a lemon?"

99 piss drunk Mexicans on the wall 99 piss drunk Mexicans on the wall if one of those Mexicans should happen to fall 98 piss drunk Mexicans on the wall...

Don't cross streams--!