Other Craptions

Of all the unfunny and cruel pranks his handlers played on him, "invisible mackerel" was the one Splashy hated the most.

The guy on the right really doesn't care, he just wanted to pee in the pool.

Left to right: Suzy; Trainer. John; Trainer. Lou; half-baked from that joint in his hand. Cindy; Trainer. James; Sex Predator.

Apperently, this proves Scientology

Beat you wish you had fingers! Na Na Na!

Getting a dolphin to do "jazz hands" seemed to face many hurdles.

Improv Instructor: OK class, let’s practice our scary faces. Common flipper, scary face. GODDAMMIT FLIPPER STOP FUCKING SMILING AND ACT SCARY

Humans torment the young Moby Dick

you see this is what happens when you tell the new recruits at seaworld how much dolphin sperm is worth

"Survivor: Seaworld" may have been a ratings disaster, but the castaways still had to eat.

It's a little known fact that dolphins love invisible marionette shows.

"Free My Willy" was, by far, the worst porno flick Hank had ever purchased.

Though most scientists believed humans were among the most intelligent mammals, Professor Bubbles' research obviously proved otherwise.

TICKLE ATTACK!!!

Not Pictured: Some other stuff that isn't in this photo.

Dolphin hypnosis proved not to be the hit SeaWorld was hoping for.

"All together now. HADOUKEN!"

As it turned out, killer dolphins aren't afraid of cats. The five Sea World employees will be missed.

..first you dazzle it by waving your fingers, then sucker-punch it in the teeth. Everybody got that?

I'm not touching you... I'm not touching you...

"Cmon Frank, You're not trying hard enough, The spell won't work unless we all really really try!"

In a deleted scene from Alien, the crew attempts to gitchee gitchee goo the vicious bastard into not killing them.

Hermiony Granger and Ron Weasley both agreed that Dumbledore had really lost it this time.

The dolphin took comfort in the fact that 1 in 5 people will contract an STD at some point.

This time old Captain Ahab brought friends.....

if the new pledges were going to make it through rush week, they were going to have to fuck this manatee, and get on with the next item on their scavenger hunt list.

The new Harry Potter film just doesn't live up to the book.

Five of the lesser known Sith lords manage to keep the Jedi Dolphin at bay.

It's all fun and games until someone gets their hand bit off.

In times of hardship the elderly Aquaman was forced to give lessons on how YOU TOO CAN TALK TO FISH!

Needless to say, trying to teach a Dolphin to do Jazz-Hands proved extremely frustrating to Seaworld trainers.

If it wasn't for these five heroes, the dolphins would finally take over and we'd all be fucked.

"GreanPeace–The Musical" closed after its first dismal night on Broadway.

Even the dolphins eventually became annoyed with their own incessant high-frequency screeching, so they tried to learn sign language as quickly as possible.

COME OUT OF THAT DOLPHIN OH EVIL SPIRIT!

The Seaworld re-enactment of 'Dawn of the Dead' failed to live up to all the hype.

um, are ya'll like retarded or something... cuz ya'lls creepin me out kinda... O.o

Resident Evil 5 was just plain stupid.

"'The hands', Tim! Why aren't you doing 'the hands'?" "Cause 3000 people are about to see me fist a dolphin. C'mere, you!"

I flew all the way to Orlando, Drove all the way to Sea World to see this shit?!

it was an epic game of peek-a-boo the humans could not afford to loose.

Thw whale would later recall this moment as the day his childhood ended.

The Beluga Whale had experienced only limited success in teaching tricks to the humans, but he vowed to press on.

I will eat your fingers if you dont gat away!!!

No one can stop the CLAW!

The live action Captain Planet movie was not looking promising

The handlers unsuccessfully tried to recruit Luga to their Cult Of The Cat

Desperated about their past failures, the greenpeace staff decided to try somethin a little more "un-conventional", they decided to "teleport" Splashy into the ocean

After defeat at the hands of Cartman, the Psychic Detectives went on to find easier prey.