Craptions Classics May 10, 2008

After complaing that his date didn't go so well the crew teach Flipper how to "grab them titties!"

optimus_prime

Other Craptions

Of all the unfunny and cruel pranks his handlers played on him, "invisible mackerel" was the one Splashy hated the most.

pizzamogul

The guy on the right really doesn't care, he just wanted to pee in the pool.

Mr.Bonewell

Left to right: Suzy; Trainer. John; Trainer. Lou; half-baked from that joint in his hand. Cindy; Trainer. James; Sex Predator.

tj21

Apperently, this proves Scientology

Ronnan144

Beat you wish you had fingers! Na Na Na!

vault-dweller

Getting a dolphin to do "jazz hands" seemed to face many hurdles.

mush

Improv Instructor: OK class, let’s practice our scary faces. Common flipper, scary face. GODDAMMIT FLIPPER STOP FUCKING SMILING AND ACT SCARY

gmayo

Humans torment the young Moby Dick

bob3

you see this is what happens when you tell the new recruits at seaworld how much dolphin sperm is worth

boogie

"Survivor: Seaworld" may have been a ratings disaster, but the castaways still had to eat.

GeeGee

It's a little known fact that dolphins love invisible marionette shows.

optimus_prime

"Free My Willy" was, by far, the worst porno flick Hank had ever purchased.

GeeGee

Though most scientists believed humans were among the most intelligent mammals, Professor Bubbles' research obviously proved otherwise.

GeeGee

TICKLE ATTACK!!!

Mr.Bonewell
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