Craptions Classics May 09, 2008

"This is Mission Control. You are now cleared for blowjob."

Fairview

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A young Bill Gates builds his prom date.

Questionevil

As soon as the unsuspecting fish come along she'll devour them whole, like her young.

Sigma

toilets in france scare me...

boogie

As scientists delve deeper into the ocean, they find more and more new and amazing creatures...like this deep-sea blow-fish.

hamlet

Katie took "runway model" a little too literal.

Bell110

this is how black people see hannah montanna

nuro

The pilot hesitated. He'd never seen a landing strip quite like that before.

CavalierX

EX-SPERM-INATE! EX-SPERM-INATE!

boogie

Lite Brite Porn. Finally!

Justinxm21

After dropping five grand on whitening and caps, Cheryl made damn sure people would notice.

phreesh

The unbearable lightness of being

hamlet

It wasn't until Kathy heard the moaning and felt a warmth on her leg did she realize it was time to change dentists.

grafton

Ric Silver patents "The Electric Bride".

Jenna_Tullwortz

The new line of Austrian Father's Day Lingerie was a huge success until recently....

ajp1015
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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