Other Craptions

A young Bill Gates builds his prom date.

As soon as the unsuspecting fish come along she'll devour them whole, like her young.

toilets in france scare me...

As scientists delve deeper into the ocean, they find more and more new and amazing creatures...like this deep-sea blow-fish.

Katie took "runway model" a little too literal.

this is how black people see hannah montanna

The pilot hesitated. He'd never seen a landing strip quite like that before.

EX-SPERM-INATE! EX-SPERM-INATE!

Lite Brite Porn. Finally!

The unbearable lightness of being

After dropping five grand on whitening and caps, Cheryl made damn sure people would notice.

Ric Silver patents "The Electric Bride".

It wasn't until Kathy heard the moaning and felt a warmth on her leg did she realize it was time to change dentists.

The new line of Austrian Father's Day Lingerie was a huge success until recently....

While everyone agreed the outfit was stunning, the surprise rain storm would prove tragic.

Elton John's outfits get stranger and stranger.

"Can you go sit at the back or something? You're ruining Iron Man for everybody. And turn off your fucking phone too!"

Hoping to follow in the footsteps of Mask, Tron's Broadway debut was lackluster at best...

Finally my electric girlfriend is finished.

everyone told her she was crazy and that it would never work, but samantha was determined to win robot wars and just hoped her outfit would fool everyone

Seriously Madonna... Just die already

"Blinded by the liiight. Wrapped up like a douche..."

Durring the opening scenes of Star Wars VII, it became obvious that 'ol George just wastn't trying anymore.

scientology births are very odd rituals

"It's called Marathon Man 2. It takes place in a space station five hundred years from now. We just signed Adam Sandler and Jessica Hahn. This is gold, Jerry. Pure Hollywood gold."

growing tired of mike's failed attempts of stimulation samantha decides to shed a little light on her erogenous zones

German porn is confusing.

Dick Joke #158 "The Future of Fellatio"

Too many nipples for me. Three tops!

Cylon porn is just fucking weird.

So... where is she plugged in?

I WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being a prostitute in Norway can be annoying half of the year.

The latest edition to the "Do-It-Yourself" teeth whitening systems proved to be even more cumbersome and akward than its predecessors.

I thought this was only supposed to be an anal probe.

For some women, eating a triple layer chocolate cheesecake requires a little ceremony.

First shots of Blade Runner, the musical.

Dr. Frankenstein makes a Christmas tree Angel.

Having boffed every green-skinned slut from here to the Neutral Zone, Kirk realized he wouldn't even try to tap that shit with Spock's dick.

From the audience participation play called "The Clapper."

On opening night, Susan finds out the suit does not contain a ground wire.

Amanda went to ridiculous lengths to let Bob know she was available...

Hannah 'snake monster' Montana pictured here eating childrens souls

Press X,O,R1,R1,R2,X,X to open up her secret blowjob level.

Cracked staff members are tortured until they come up with funny Craption pictures. It doesn't work.

For those poor fellas who've never been with a real girl, this trainer helps light the way to pleasure.

Training Prostitute guides a newbie.

To his great chagrin, Pinhead's daughter joins the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and lights up the show.

ladies and gentlemen, Steve Jobs has done it again.