Other Craptions

North Korea's minister of energy disputes the existence of a nuclear program.

A physical manifestation of what goes through guys minds when their looking at a great pair of tits.

The first attempt at allowing a man to give birth went horribly, horribly wrong.

Eye Five!

I just want to know what the hell he won the gold medal for.

Wave your hands in the air! Like you Just don't care... that you're a mutant freak who should have been euthanized at birth.

"I Swear upon this Holy squash to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth... I'm not gay- Oh Holy Hell, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY EYES?!"

The One Child Policy is causing the Chinese to run out of ideas as to where to stash their surplus daughters.

"So in other news today... Asians make some weird fucking statues."

The master commanded people with just a look. His eyes would seem to reach out and grab you.

Whaddya mean "Look but don't touch?!"

I'm so happy I found this giant peanut, I feel like clapping!

I only have hands for you.

"I AM Sailor Moon, Damnit.

Confucius say, "One ballsack in hand is worth two in bush ...but not in eye-hand. Only in hand hand."

"The Chinese government does not -- I repeat: NOT -- perform genetic experiments on human tissue."

The voices in my head are mutes...they communicate with sign language.

just be glad his mouth isnt open, you dont want to know

This is why you never talk to a Genie that is going deaf

Hail Xenu.

Five dollar foot long!

you see with your eyes and not with your.......... oh oh never mind.

Worst Scooby Doo villain ever.

Though China's Mr. Potato head looked much different, the arms still ended up in the same place.

Would you rather be a baby with eye-balls for legs?

It doesn't matter what the caption for this photo is. He'll never be able to read it.

At least he gets medical marijuana to help with that.

You'd think it's a handicap, But Mr.Wong prides himself in being able to read 4 Brail romance novels at the same time.

Run for your lives. Buddha inner child is trying to escape.

Holy crap that guy just castrated the best hung Asian ever!!!

thanks to this statue many people still dont quite understand the tern hand eye coordanation

Early Lasik surgery patient.

"No...no...it's cool. I've got this. This happens ALL the time..."

He has arms where his eyes should be

"Pop quiz, Grasshopper. In one hand I hold eternal life, death, creation and all wisdom. In the other are your balls, which are at my mercy and a bad fucking mood ruleth me today. Chooseth one. What dost thou do, hot shot? What Dost thou do?"

I have often heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. "Two severed toddler's arms are in the eye of the beholder" is heard far less often.

Forget about it... It's Chinatown.

"wait, wait don't tell me... My mutated baby arms protuding from my eyesockets are snapping their fingers again, aren't they? oh, hahaha, those crazy li'l bastards..."

Who wants to give my head a hug?

something was lost in translation when the chinese adopted the phrase, "look with your eyes, not your hands."

Susan turned, a quick glance confirmed her fears. That creep behind her had been undressing her with his eyes.

Me: spiritually enlightened, 5'7" athletic build, ninja, own my own temple & cart, extra arms protruding from my eye sockets, no kids, drug free. You: open minded, blind is ok too

Many found The Master's gaze to be quite disarming.

As you can see, having reached the highest level of enlightenment, I can now look into my own eyes.

Have you met my.....Pupils?

oh, these drumsticks? take it from me, Never, under any circumstances threaten to beat the "secret recipe" out of Colonel Sanders

Had he only been able to get a braille copy, Hemingways "A Farewell to Arms" would probably have been Shau Dem Foo's favorite book.

there comes a time when you just have to say no to asian porn

Big Trouble in Little China 2