Craptions Classics May 06, 2008

in America people eat eggs, and there are dog-catchers. in Vietnam people eat dogs, and there are egg catchers.

someguynamedkev

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Tang didn't know what the hell was wrong with his dog, but he was glad he brought the pooper scooper.

sallan

The name is Robert, assholes. It's not Li, Tan, Chon or Wang. Robert fucking Davis.

bobbo

Street crews clean up after Hillary Clinton appearance.

PurpleMartin

on the 6th of august 1945, yim hong pui thinks to himself "ok so i broke some eggs, but i think my luck is about to change"

boogie

Street wokker.

hamlet

Japan: Small people, small tits, small dicks, tiny shovel handles, HUGE OMELETTES.

ShoeShine

As humans continually encroach on their territory, thousands of eggs are killed in their annual migration to the nesting sites.

Hydrashok158

QUICK- five second rule

perryjohnm

he he he that truck has 69 on it!

bek

*Insert bad yoke here*

EmeraldDragon

Nobody could egg a house like Chon.

hamlet

In China you are only allowed to have one egg. The rest are aborted.

manleyart

How egg-drop soup is made.

MisterCode

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you eggs, make a fucking mess in the street.

armyBob
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