Other Craptions

Tang didn't know what the hell was wrong with his dog, but he was glad he brought the pooper scooper.

The name is Robert, assholes. It's not Li, Tan, Chon or Wang. Robert fucking Davis.

Street crews clean up after Hillary Clinton appearance.

on the 6th of august 1945, yim hong pui thinks to himself "ok so i broke some eggs, but i think my luck is about to change"

Street wokker.

Japan: Small people, small tits, small dicks, tiny shovel handles, HUGE OMELETTES.

As humans continually encroach on their territory, thousands of eggs are killed in their annual migration to the nesting sites.

QUICK- five second rule

he he he that truck has 69 on it!

*Insert bad yoke here*

Nobody could egg a house like Chon.

In China you are only allowed to have one egg. The rest are aborted.

How egg-drop soup is made.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you eggs, make a fucking mess in the street.

After liberally applying as much sperm as possible, Hong harvested the eggs for transport to the incubator.

"Picking up some chicks off the street" means different things in different places.

Hey, someone else use the word omlette or the phrase "break a few eggs" - it was so funny the first forty times. (as stated by both the unfortunate asian fella and this craptionator)

Soylent Yellow is chickens!

To learn the ways of the warrior, you must walk on eggs without breaking them. Whoa, take it easy. Just one at a time... Jesus, there goes another one... no, don't stomp... goddamn it!

George, Paul, Ringo! I just had a great idea for a song.

Take that, cholesterol!

Eggs make me so horny! Me love them long time...

Egg Shuffleboard just never caught on as an Olympic sport.

Have some eggs pooper scooper. num num num... NONE FOR YOU BLUE BUS!

Quit crying! They taste the same!

Ever wonder how your local McDonald's manages to prepare so many eggs for the morning rush?

Thailand's Stripper Olympics always end this way. Too many ping pong balls, and not enough paddles...

That Sucks

Unfortunately, Chen didn't wait for the condor chicks to hatch before releasing them back into the wild.

The chickens won 69 to 54, but some might say that child sacrifice was a bit too much.

"Tonight's winning numbers are 45, 23, 16, 07, and..."

I'll give you ancient Chinese secret, you racist prick.

For years to come, chickens would travel hundreds of miles to mourn at the site of the greatest chick massacre in modern history.

Because of subsequent events, history has a tendency to forget how demeaning "The Egging of Nanking" was.

Cadbury White Chocolate Cream Eggs. Honestly, nobody knew the difference.

"Where were you when you were supposed to judge the Schoolgirl Jumping Jack Competition at HentaiCon?" Hybioshi mumbled to himself. "Fucking eggs."

"School is for suckas!!!" Johnny said as he skipped the SAT's. Nothing could prepare him for what life had in store...

In order to compete for the fast food breakfast market in China, McDonald's was forced to change its "dollar menu" to a "nickel menu".

Chicken orgies are are no laughing matters

Farmer Brown-san controls the egg trade in Shanghai. The streets ran yellow with yolk when those Egglands Best fuckers tried to muscle in on him back in '87.

Now that is a yellow menace.

When several dozen eggs rolled off the delivery truck Lee Wang took advantage and made off with as many eggs as he could carry, ensured that his family would be eating egg rolls for weeks to come.

Ok, everything is fine. The doctor said I only have to worry if I found blood in my urine.

MY BABIES!!

He shouldn't have put all his eggs in one proverbial giant godamn communist basket.

Just like Tianemmen Square all those years ago, the Chinese communist government took a hard stand against Easter... you think this is bad you should see the kids down on 11th street.

I think we can still use them!

Unfortunately, Chen didn't wait for the condor chicks to hatch before releasing them into the wild.

I know what I said about how hot the pavement was, but dang it, Teng...!