Craptions Classics May 05, 2008

15 people die in warehouse fire while PETA manages to rescue pigeon.

Hydrashok158

Other Craptions

Diffusing a pigeon is about as stressful as it gets for a rookie

crispy

"I'm gonna love him, and hug him, and call him George...."

Grayson

5 minutes later the bird flew into a closed window, making Pete's efforts all for not.

comewhatmay

You thought you'd get away with it. Well we finally got you, you cooing son of a bitch.

Mr.Bonewell

"its ok your safe now" the pigeon soflty said to the distraught fireman

noodlie

Officer Jack McFeathers... I don't like your methods, but DAMMIT you get RESULTS!

TheJake

Michael Bay remakes "The Birds".

Joe Oliveto

Wait, if the canary turns black, is it still safe in the mine?

doots_lamour

When Bob told everyone he was going to "stroke the pigeon," they just assumed he was masterbating again.

sallan

The training of attack pigeons is a very dangerous business.

hamlet

Newest on the Iraqi black market: Combustible Pigeons

Dark

Man-bird love requires more protective measures than your standard condom.

doots_lamour

The endangered farting blackbird of Timbuktu had to be approached with great caution.

knightwhosaysni

And 'lo, an epic romance is born.

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