Other Craptions

The new Yahoo emoticons were, to some, more disturbing than the more traditional smiley faces.

when islamic extremists blow themselves up in the name of their religion they are ment to be greeted in the after life by 72 willing virgins.... some thing was lost in the translation

Baby, when I said I wanted head in every room of the house, this ISN'T what I meant.

"Mr. Clean, I believe you know Capt. Picard."

OK, call it in the air... Heads!

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

We all know Marilyn Manson is weird, but this mobile for his daughter's crib might be too much.

While everyone else tries to think of a joke for this picture, I'm wondering how the hell the heads are floating in the first place.

After the French Revolution, they had to go SOMEWHERE....

Man, I hate this job. It's so creepy to change those damn chandelier bulbs.

I guess they were lying when they said heads will roll...seems they float quite nicely.

Seriously, kids... meth is bad.

Being caught in the temporal vortex left Piccard shocked, frightened, surprised, angry, happy, shameful, anxious, pleased, worried, stunned, thrilled, perplexed, aghast, aroused, bitter, enraged, sleepy, dopey, grumpy...

The public response to the Louvres "Many faces of Dick Cheney" exhibit was rather disappointing.

The annual displaying of the "farter" and "fartee" face collection draws it's usual crowd

Following the Clone Wars came a very short, very morbid postmodernist art movement

How embarrassing, that head is wearing the exact same face.

The UN called for a meeting of all the heads of state. When dealing with politicians, you really should make your meaning precise.

During the development of Doom 3, many programmers were in favour of "giving those flying heads a little more personality".

Mr. Clean meets guillotine.

This is what heaven looks like... Yeah, completely worth being virtuous your entire life.

Antonio stepped back and admired his work of art. Soon everyone would be talking about'The many sex faces of Michael Chikless'.

French cinema is fucking weird. Why can't they just use subtitles like everyone else?

In hell, every room in filled with disembodied Don Rickles heads.

Inside the mind of Jim Carrey

M. Night Shyamalan has no more twists to add to his new movie.

it's raining men! hallelujiah! it's... wait... what the fuck?

ever wonder what the sourgens do with micheal jacksons old faces?

Hell, for King Henry VIII, proved that Satan was the master of irony.

Heads up!

Once it became The House of Flying Daggers, the flying heads were forced to leave the mansion for obvious reasons.

The 2008 graduating class of Warsaw University was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

- "Hi, my name is Joe, and I'm a 'no-body'." - "Hi Joe."

"Do you have any other balloons?" "Nope these are all i got" *Sigh* "Alright, all take the 'Who farted?' Mr. Clean head"

The floating heads knew it to be futile. Even if they managed to find Richards contact lens, they had no way to pick it up.

Meanwhile, in the Hall of Rejected Love Doll Heads...

Ghost orgies, though uncommon, are one of the more entertaining events in the spirit world.

For Tim's wife, his new bald expression head fetish was becoming a real problem, however she decided she liked it better then his previous scat and feet fetishes

Lindsey Lohan cuts off the head of any man she sleeps with who has an orgasm face she doesn't like. She likes most orgasm faces though, this is only 1% of the men she slept with last night.

After reading all of the bad "getting head" puns on this page, nobody found the phrase funny again.

I can't put my finger on it Jim, it's just something about this place, it's just weird.

This is what Willis was talkin' about.

Honey, this is not exactly what I meant when I asked you to give me some head.

Nazi Party convention balloon drop, 1933.

I give up, where the fuck is Waldo?

The picture is in black and white?!? I said i wanted color prints god damnit.

"For my first wish? How about a little head?"

I don't have a webcam, so I just make 2 girls 1 cup reaction sculptures.

"The afterlife isn't all bad, but what I really miss is having a 'down there'."