Craptions Classics May 04, 2008

As you can see, our floating head collection comes in two models: earnest fellatio and angry cuckold.

knightwhosaysni

Other Craptions

The new Yahoo emoticons were, to some, more disturbing than the more traditional smiley faces.

GeeGee

when islamic extremists blow themselves up in the name of their religion they are ment to be greeted in the after life by 72 willing virgins.... some thing was lost in the translation

googlie

Baby, when I said I wanted head in every room of the house, this ISN'T what I meant.

Grayson

"Mr. Clean, I believe you know Capt. Picard."

knightwhosaysni

OK, call it in the air... Heads!

knightwhosaysni

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

LOTNachos

We all know Marilyn Manson is weird, but this mobile for his daughter's crib might be too much.

cstorey1988

While everyone else tries to think of a joke for this picture, I'm wondering how the hell the heads are floating in the first place.

Rienke

After the French Revolution, they had to go SOMEWHERE....

Dark

Man, I hate this job. It's so creepy to change those damn chandelier bulbs.

doots_lamour

I guess they were lying when they said heads will roll...seems they float quite nicely.

Zoo06

Seriously, kids... meth is bad.

Grayson

Being caught in the temporal vortex left Piccard shocked, frightened, surprised, angry, happy, shameful, anxious, pleased, worried, stunned, thrilled, perplexed, aghast, aroused, bitter, enraged, sleepy, dopey, grumpy...

GeeGee

The public response to the Louvres "Many faces of Dick Cheney" exhibit was rather disappointing.

Hamper
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