Other Craptions

MSNBC Chris Hansen's mobile command post.

"If you don't qualify for the handicapped permit, there is a batshit insane permit you can apply for..."

Kind of a sick way to honor the girl you ran over...

Seriously, your license plate is Three Three Three Three?

Just what Asian drivers need: another distraction on the road.

Blue Balls mobile response unit.

In some countries, simply being registered in a government database as a sex offender just isn't enough.

"Let's see, now where did I park?"

Quiet Please. Abducted children on board.

The most effective anti-theft device ever concieved by man

If someone would throw a jar of mayo at the back of that van it could easily be the most disturbing thing ever.

Me so horny.

Smell my finger?

If this rig's a rockin'...please don't tell anybody.

For some reason the stakeout didn't go well.

Thats cool and all, but a dragon stradling a unicorn while flying through space would have been REALLY bitchin

Hentai emergency response unit.

Joel Schumacher's original idea for the bat-mobile was poorly received by test audiences.

for sale: blue van with batwings, fully custom, fueled by orphan's soul(NEVER FILL THE GAS TANK!!!!1), definitely not haunted. $500 obo

"Um dude, I said I wanted a little asian girl IN my van..."

although it hasnt worked very well up until now, the secret olympic torch car worked great in Korea and Hong Kong i wonder why...?

YOU LIKE JAPAN GIRL?! SHE THINK YOU TOO SMALL PENIS!! MAKE PENIS IMPRESS!! SMALL BLUE PILL MAKE PENIS UP AND AWAKE!! SAY HELLO TO JAPAN GIRL WITH AWAKE PENIS!!!

Scooby and the gang were slightly unhappy with the new paint job on the Mystery Machine

You'd think the Pope-mobile would try to tone _down_ the prepubescent overtones.

The Mobile Prostate Examination Center was trying a new marketing strategy. The project's working title was: "Me probe you long time."

Prediction: The Transformers movie franchise will officially jump the shark with "Transformers 3: Rise of Retard-a-tron".

I really hope this car doesn't show up in Grand Theft Auto IV.

The Shiny Happy Funtime Bus For Make Secret Pedophile Love Explosions

The latest "green" concept vehicle from Japan runs on dreams. They'll probably get it to work, too.

You know Joe Francis is trolling the neighborhood for the newest girls gone wild when you hear the endless tinny rounds of "Pop Goes the Weasel."

That dude just hit your car! Did you get the licence plate? NO crap I missed it! Well.. good luck finding that guy...

Japanese batgirl impressively manages to be even less convincing than Alicia Silverstone.

"Sssssssshhhh... don't tell anyone... but we're dogging... subtly"

In Korea, 'Pimp My Ride' is a little more literal.

Have you ever seen a Honda Oddessey.....ON WEED!?

Although Billy wanted to tell his teacher about what happened in the back of Mr. Screwchild's van, the fear of Pedie the Secrecy Pixie coming off the door and finding him always kept him quiet.

You could just watch porn like the rest of us.

Quick, Robin! To the Bratmobile!

Don't paint your VW Van up as a pedo-mobile and then let the tag expire.

Tony couldn't believe Children's Protective Services actually sent a team of people to his house to tell him that dropping his kids off at school in that van was a form of abuse.

After being given a license plate number that was far too easy to memorize, the batmobile was painted to stand out less.

Toyota was baffled as to why early version of the Prius sold so poorly.

Of course the great irony is that its engine is very loud.

The Japanebobeetle uses bright colors and images to attract its prey, lonley gamers from America.

In the future, the Hannah Montanna Happy Fun Time Police enforce Lady Montanna's will upon the people.

The new police vans in Japan give eye sobriety tests while you drive.

"To Catch a Predator" surveilance vehicle codename: Stink Finger

Did you know that Asian vans have slanted tailpipes?

By far the most annoying of the Decepticons, she wasn't too hot a driver either.