Other Craptions

Once my parasite tunnels into his wifes ear, Mr. Monopoly will have no other choice than to give up Boardwalk and Park Place! MWAA HA HA HA!

"My, you look like a whore in that penis hat" Lord Billsby mumbled. "Mm. At least the penis can get it up" Lady Billsby retorted. "Mm. Indeed."

Unbeknownst to all, Gary and Sheila had passed away over 4 hours ago.

Honey, even Bjork thinks you ridiculous.

Straighten your tie dear, I don't want people to stare.

This is what happens when you let Canadians come to the Kentucky Derby.

Lets see what the etiquette book says about your wife wearing a stupid hat.

Lord Bastardly-Wanker felt it would not be proper etiquette to mention to his wife that it looked like her head was being humped by a big red pretzel.

The murderer is Miss Scarlett, in the garden, with a hat. The victim, fashion!

Lord and Lady Cthulhu go to the races.

Look Elisabeth darling, it says that here in America they often wear baseball caps, even when not partaking in that sport. Oh, do they. How rather silly of them. Mmm, yes. I must say.

How nice that Bib Fortuna ended up marrying into money.

"But, honey, aren't we facing the wrong direction?"

Apparently nobody told Mrs. Moneybags that tentacle hentai is a tad gauche after Labor Day. Mr. Moneybags could do nothing but look down in shame, hoping this wouldn't affect this afternoon's sale of Marvin Gardens.

And here we see the rare Number 8 snake consuming its favorite prey - the aristocrat. It will be 3 weeks before the snake will feed again.

Now that's a beer hat!!!!

Ceilia's none-too-subtle hint left Gerald staring in shame at his inadequacy.

To: T.Hilfiger@tommy.com From: Cal@calvinklein.com Subject: OK, you win Guess there is no hat too ridiculous that your name slapped on it won't get some idiot to buy it, LOL - owe you lunch!

"Dear? Would one please stop using one's penis as a bookmark?"

Uh, Hellboy, you can't take a dump just anywhere you please.

Man, talk about fashion disasters... that guy is wearing a lapel pin on each lapel... jeez buddy, tone it down, show some class. Weirdo

"Martha?" "Yes Reginald dear." "I seem to have shit my pants." "Good show!"

So the guy says, "That's not a nematode! That's my wife!"

Don't look now, but there is a woman in a ridiculous looking pink jacket behind us!

Daddy Warbucks and Little Orphan Grannie.

Susan always resented Edward for ruining her dreams of becoming a professional balloon twister and she let him know every chance she got.

Now see here, Martha, the rules plainly state that a hat "must fully enclose the wearer's head" in order to qualify as a "ridiculously tall hat." As such, I am the clear winner...

Worshippers of the Red Turd had infiltrated Craptions at the highest levels. It was only a matter of time now.

on realising she was on for the treble her aneurysm went balistic!!!!!!

Medusa found an innovated yet stylish way to hide her true identity.

Dr. Seuss' new book, The Fat-Cat in the Hat

With the right splash of color, any giant tumor can become the fashion accessory of the season!

"Let's see here...'Appropriate Attire'... Looks like you're OK honey, they only frown upon BLUE soft pretzel hats."

"Excuse me miss...what is that on your head?" "...there's something on my head? What is it!? IS IT SOMETHING?!? GET IT OFF!!!!"

Damn it! I should never have let Tyra Banks design my outfit!

Gerald and Helen are a little out of place at the Idaho State Fair. Bringing along their maid didn't help matters.

In the future no will notice when Suri Cruise sneaks up and farts on unsuspecting woman.

All the flies stayed away from the Monopoly family when mom wore her bug zapper hat.

"Henry, I told you no one would want to be around us if you wore that stupid top hat. Now we have to pretend not to notice this poor little orphan girl.

What a ridiculous hat... totally clashes with that cravat

No one in polite society dared mention Lady Winkleberry's giant bloody brain worm problem.

fancy hats, intolerable outfits, unpalatable mint julips, unimaginable abuse of horses, my my scarlet the lengths we go to amuse oursleves now that we can no longer own slaves.

"Hmmm. There seems to be a gansta rapping demonstration down at booth A24. Should we head down there and perhaps Get Crunked?" "That sounds fantastic, earlier some ho was all up in my face about my pimp-hat, and I need to relax with some good old

Twilek females don't just dance for Jabba anymore......

Fashion by Playdoh.

"Can you believe it dear? They're out of toast points. How are we supposed to eat our caviar...wait, WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR HEAD?!?!"

The honorary King and Queen of Noodlepaloosa.

"Yes dear it says right here that red shoes are the right choice."

man, that guy has a lapel pin on both lapels... fuckin weirdo