someguynamedkev
All 101 dalmations were fortunate enough to elude Cruella De Vil...Clifford the big red dog was not so lucky.
x-alien
Once my parasite tunnels into his wifes ear, Mr. Monopoly will have no other choice than to give up Boardwalk and Park Place! MWAA HA HA HA!
niceilike
"My, you look like a whore in that penis hat" Lord Billsby mumbled. "Mm. At least the penis can get it up" Lady Billsby retorted. "Mm. Indeed."
Hydrashok158
Lets see what the etiquette book says about your wife wearing a stupid hat.
HeywoodJablowme
Lord Bastardly-Wanker felt it would not be proper etiquette to mention to his wife that it looked like her head was being humped by a big red pretzel.
MrBungle
The murderer is Miss Scarlett, in the garden, with a hat. The victim, fashion!
ymer
Look Elisabeth darling, it says that here in America they often wear baseball caps, even when not partaking in that sport. Oh, do they. How rather silly of them. Mmm, yes. I must say.
Grayson
Apparently nobody told Mrs. Moneybags that tentacle hentai is a tad gauche after Labor Day. Mr. Moneybags could do nothing but look down in shame, hoping this wouldn't affect this afternoon's sale of Marvin Gardens.
optimus_prime
And here we see the rare Number 8 snake consuming its favorite prey - the aristocrat. It will be 3 weeks before the snake will feed again.
bobboringbaker
Man, talk about fashion disasters... that guy is wearing a lapel pin on each lapel... jeez buddy, tone it down, show some class. Weirdo
zbeebs
To: T.Hilfiger@tommy.com From: Cal@calvinklein.com Subject: OK, you win Guess there is no hat too ridiculous that your name slapped on it won't get some idiot to buy it, LOL - owe you lunch!
Palvino
Don't look now, but there is a woman in a ridiculous looking pink jacket behind us!
jwhaler
Now see here, Martha, the rules plainly state that a hat "must fully enclose the wearer's head" in order to qualify as a "ridiculously tall hat." As such, I am the clear winner...
duplicateg
Susan always resented Edward for ruining her dreams of becoming a professional balloon twister and she let him know every chance she got.
Superhal
Worshippers of the Red Turd had infiltrated Craptions at the highest levels. It was only a matter of time now.
PurpleMartin
In the future no will notice when Suri Cruise sneaks up and farts on unsuspecting woman.
Ed_Gein
All the flies stayed away from the Monopoly family when mom wore her bug zapper hat.
yeahbud
"Henry, I told you no one would want to be around us if you wore that stupid top hat. Now we have to pretend not to notice this poor little orphan girl.
ajp1015
With the right splash of color, any giant tumor can become the fashion accessory of the season!
13.tattoos
"Excuse me miss...what is that on your head?" "...there's something on my head? What is it!? IS IT SOMETHING?!? GET IT OFF!!!!"
TheJake
Gerald and Helen are a little out of place at the Idaho State Fair. Bringing along their maid didn't help matters.
jozvej
"Let's see here...'Appropriate Attire'... Looks like you're OK honey, they only frown upon BLUE soft pretzel hats."
knightwhosaysni
Most people bring a picnic blanket to an outdoor concert, but Mr. Moneybags has to install a fucking _bench_.
Hamper
Upon opening the box, the hat literally flew across the room. Mrs. Winthorp took it as a good omen, never got the joke and in fact wore the hat out to Derbyshire where people mockingly offered her various kinds of canned scarves.
Andypanda04
Yea the hat was easy, but what really brought the essemble together was the disco ball themed skirt.
colin_in_sick
"Honey, there's a swarthy Arab imposing on our bench." "I know. Just try not to make eye contact."
GeeGee
"According to my dictionary, a douche bag is a small syringe for douching the vagina, esp. as a contraceptive measure." "Well, I certainly can't see how that refers to us. We simply must be misunderstanding what people are yelling." "Yes, perpl
disaxis
In a last ditch effort to make Nancy realize how dumb her hat looks Cindy decides to poop next to her then scream " look at that, that is what your fucking hat looks like!"
badonia
fancy hats, intolerable outfits, unpalatable mint julips, unimaginable abuse of horses, my my scarlet the lengths we go to amuse oursleves now that we can no longer own slaves.
Zoo06
"Can you believe it dear? They're out of toast points. How are we supposed to eat our caviar...wait, WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR HEAD?!?!"
squarefish
The once torrid, highly publicized love affair between personified Mr. Peanut and Ms. Twizzler turns tepid.
ohnjaynb
Amy Winehouse turned away when she realized that her parents are higher than she is.
TheJake
"Hmmm. There seems to be a gansta rapping demonstration down at booth A24. Should we head down there and perhaps Get Crunked?" "That sounds fantastic, earlier some ho was all up in my face about my pimp-hat, and I need to relax with some good old
andysjunkyard
No one in polite society dared mention Lady Winkleberry's giant bloody brain worm problem.
Fat_Kez
Is it just me, or does the brunette to the Lady in Red's left not look like Amy Winehouse crouching to have a dump?!?
JohnnyLunchmeat
Lord and Lady Douchebag seems somewhat out of place at the Noodlepaloosa.
CavalierX
The demonic, blood-engorged entity attached to his wife's head didn't bother the old man a bit. It kept the old bitch quiet, after all.
KGB
Unfortunately, Matilda was reading her schedule wrong and was NOT dressed for a funeral.
KGB
If it wasn't for that bitch with the giant meatball hat, Martha would have won the hat competition for sure.
optimus_prime
"... and after the operation Dr. Shipman made my large intestine into this delightful hat..."
colin_in_sick
All the style and sophistication in the world couldn't hide Carolyn's unfortunate tumor.
optimus_prime
His Lordship didn't care what was happening at the races, he really wanted to find out how Harry Potter and his chums would overcome this new obstacle. Oh, they used magic...again. Shocker. Why didn't the little pricks just do that in the first pl
colin_in_sick
"Just wait, Harold. We'll see who has the last laugh when EVERYONE's wearing candy wrappers on their clothes."
cybrweasel
The monopoly guy and a distressed Red Hat Lady enjoy a quiet day at the park.
noelbarratt
This year the losing horses not only went to the glue factory; their intestines were made into hats aswell.
SamLowery
You know that old cliche about two women realizing they wore the same outfit to the same event and being horribly embarrassed? Well, this bitch ain't lettin' that happen to her ever again, even if that calls for drastic efforts.
bobboringbaker
Talk about your fashion disasters... that guy is wearing a lapel pin on each lapel... jesus man, show some class
TragicallySane
Once his popularity soared, the Flying Spaghetti Monster relied on disguises to ensure his privacy in public.
SimonSaysDie
What the fuck is that guy wearing? A top hat? Who the fuck wears top hats anymore?
JohnnyLunchmeat
Don't look now but it looks like your head is being rapped by a pretzel.
GeeGee
Having the King and Queen of Vulgaria attend the fundraiser would surely demonstrate to voters that the Republican Party was not out of touch with middle class America.
andersonwilliam
"It say's here that we have aids, lovey." "Yes, I do so love the opera, Reginald." ... ... "You bitch."
TheJake
"Oh Esmeralda! Fetch me another pony to disembowell. This on is getting a bit droopy."
EtrnlRulr
"I say honeybunch you know what would make this game of 'I Spy' so much better?" "What might that be?" "You taking off that ridiculous hat" "Fuck you dear..."
TheJake
Their original attire consisted of no shirts, and the painted on phrase "GO HORSIES!" But at the last second, they thought they would blend in a little better this way.
phreesh
Wanda's lower G.I. had successfully captured the upper G.I. The campaign for the remainder of the body was going splendidly.
BunnyBordeaux
"Colon Coture" It's all the rage for the summer season..even Amy Winehouse wants to be seen with this trendy twosome.
BunnyBordeaux
He only married her because he thought she had the abilities of a Hoover Vacuum...turns out it was just a fucking ugly hat.
Your_mom
Since Willy's death, the making of sugarfree drinks went downhill, as the Oompa-Loompas decided it was more profitable to collect used water from Countes' Báthory sewer.
Superhal
"WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!" "FORM OF...THAT BITCH WHO RUINED CHARLES AND LADY DI'S MARRIAGE" "SHAPE OF...hey what?"
trimos
Finding she could no longer control the tape worm, Mary decided to embrace it for all it's worth
trimos
Finding she could no longer control the tape worm, Mary decided to embrace it for who it really was.
prettynpink
Rather than have an unsightly belly button on her head, the Dutchess left the umbilical cord and made an accessory out of it instead.
TheMartine
"Listen, dear. Next time I let you use my credit card to go shopping, I'm coming with you."
the gray fox
I hereby declare that at my death, I leave my fortune to Miss Daisies (my Persian cat) so that she may live on like the Princess she is. PS: Fuck the poor.
Stavros
"Ok, according to this thing called a 'novel', we have the right clothes to blend in with the earthlings..." "Yes but does my penis look like a 'hat'?" "Yes."
mattb0492
At that exact moment, the woman in the white bonnet realized she had just been served.
MisterBuch
Her brilliant disguise had worked perfectly and the entire crowd was turned to stone. Finally, Medusa could relax and read her book.
montanaguy
John wore his heart on his sleeve, and Nancy, well she opted to wear her colon on her head
starsmtsu12
Liza had always been encouraged by her mother never to be ashamed of her abhorrent diverticulitis.
starsmtsu12
After years of therapy, Liza accepted that she must NEVER be ashamed of her abhorrent diverticulitis.
CavalierX
"That hat may be the height of fashion, Lovey, but it still looks like a fucking balloon animal to me."
Ed_Gein
Nobody dare say anything to Mrs. Monopoly about the giant pink flamingo turd on her head.
yeahbud
Before the race, Mildred hoped that her purchase at the fan shop would not give away that she was betting on her favorite horse, "Strawberry pretzel"...
noelbarratt
Her outfit was so distracting, no one noticed Lord Lucan sitting next to her.
terriblebob
The folks at hotchickswithdouchebagboyfriends.com are running out of amusingly appropriate pictures.
terriblebob
The folks at hotchickswithdouchebagboyfriends.com were running out of amusingly appropriate pictures. This guy ain't no douchebag.
Ed_Gein
Mr. Monopoly told his wife it would steam clean her brains. He would finally stop her spending sprees.
Centenarian
The old lady was drinking the red stuff from yesterdays photo. The thing on her head is the end result.
Redrobin1
it was long ago and it was far away. it was so much better than it is today......praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you What was that dear? I said You look just fine.
dancarboni
Honestly honey, pinstipe pants and a solid jacket? Now we just look ridiculous.
codespyder
Even having fused her husband, a park bench, an extraterrestrial parasitic worm, and her illegal Mexican housekeeper Maria to her body, Mrs. Palmer was still unhappy with her gains.
chuckblog
After landing on the "Go To Jail" square, serving 5 years of imprisonment, and being released on parole, there's only one explanation for Mr. Monopoly's new choice of women: crack cocaine.
Ed_Gein
No one realized that Mrs. Monopoly had illegal Mexicans in her hat that she was into the country.
Ed_Gein
No one realized that Mrs. Monopoly had illegal Mexicans in her hat that she was smuggling into the country.
13.tattoos
Ugh..honey...did you HAVE to wear the RED eccentric noodle hat? I much rather the BLUE eccentric noodle hat...
Zoo06
Slowly but surely she was being eaten by the space leech. Strangely enough she didn't seem all that bothered by it.
smcole45
The Kentucky Derby was a great event, with people dressed up in their fines............WHAT IS ON HER HEAD?
skolie
Gordon, I really like Pretzel Prick in the 2nd. Funny, I was just thinking the same thing.
skolie
Gordon, I really like Pretzel Prick in the 2nd. Funny, I was just thinking the same thing. How strange.
JPN366
Eighty-five percent of the fuckin' world is working. The other fifteen come out here. A fuckin' playground for the cocksuckers.
TheJake
Cynthia had won the balloon animal hat down at the dart throw, and she was going to wear the shit out of it!
drewarts
And he wondered why his wife came home with a hat box after intestinal surgery...
1-Ton
Marilyn Crankhausen, the long-retired and original "Red Teletubby", makes a rare public appearance.
1-Ton
"Oh shit, dear. It says here that 'Stupid Hat Day at the Races' is actually next week."
sophomorecritic
1951-Auntie Anne revolutionized promotional tactics for her new pretzel shop that would later inspire Nathan's with their Human-sized hotdog costumes
JJJJS
From writer/director Robert Rodriguez: The Adventures of Monopoly Boy and Tentacle Girl.
prettynpink
Rather than having an unsightly belly button on her head, the Dutchess decided to keep the umbilical cord and wear it proudly as an accessory.
MAPip
It's senior day at the horse races; first five hundred ladies get horse penis hats.
Crux
Crazy red-poop hat lady knew that if she just ignored her, Amy Winehouse, who was rather inconveniently sitting on the arm rest, would eventually need to go and get her "fix" for the day. She just had to be patient.
Rickyrodd
Mr. Monopoly's lucrative business ventures did little to woo the Speed Dating participants.
Rickyrodd
Mr. Monopoly's lucrative business ventures did little to woo the senior citizen speed daters at the Babylon 5 convention.
Rickyrodd
Mr. Monopoly's lucrative business ventures did little to the woo the participants at the Senior Citizen Babylon 5 Speed Dating Convention.
chuckblog
After landing on "Go To Jail", serving 5 years of imprisonment, and being released on parole, Mr. Monopoly's choice of women can mean only one thing: addiction to crack cocaine.
dandaman
"You know, Martha, we could be having sexual intercourse right now." "Indeed." "Yes, but let's not."
goletada
If loving the cloned hybrid spawn of Nancy Reagen and the pasty guy from Jabba's palace is wrong, I don't want to be right.
namesnatcher
Nancy Reagan demonstrates the new 'KNOW-LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS' (patent pending)
xXpsYchez
As the lady in the red Dorothy slippers sat on the park bench, reading the unabridged version of Sherlock's Most Horrifying Tales, she realized, to her dismay, she had forgotten her matching red reading glasses.
Superhal
"What shall we order for lunch? I don't see anything interesting on the menu." "For some reason, I want sausage." "I've had sausage on my mind too."
xXpsYchez
As the lady in the red Dorothy slippers sat on the park bench, reading the 6th unabridged edition of Sherlock's Most Horrifying Tales, she realized, to her dismay, she had forgotten her matching red reading glasses.
PeaceLoveJulie
the annual whoville commitee was meeting to discuss next years retarded fashion choices
dudaruma
The couple had no idea that the water-damaged invitation they received in the mail that stated "marvel convention" was actually for a "wedding reception"
dudaruma
Unbeknown to the poor couple was that their water damaged invitations for the "Marvel convention" was actually for Mr. and Mrs. Lee's "Marriage reception"
Linonophobia
Mrs. Beauregard just couldn't explain to her husband that pretzels were "in"
Negative_Creep
Only a sneaking suspicion at first, Clifford was now certain taking Stella to see Star Wars had been a monumental mistake.
orangemtl
"Good Lord, the program says that the favorite steed is owned by an American. Tacky lot the Americans, eh, Lady Tapeworm?"
DirtyJew
Finally, I have proof that the capitalists are all in line with Satan! Everyone, everyone, look at the capitalists with Satan, look!!!
ymer
Japanese batgirl impressively manages to be even less convincing than Alicia Silverstone.
Jack-O
Heaven's Gate were extremely disappointed when they saw the mothership that had come for them.
Malkavian
"My word! Victoria, What in God's name made you choose to wear our private vibrating tentacle hat at the royal reception?. A very big faux pax indeed!
Mr_K_Twig
"...yes, dear, but as I told you in the craption the day before yesterday, that balloon animal on your head would just look silly once it started to sag."
Mr_K_Twig
Lord Thwinknottle-Putz did indeed think that Camilla looked rather ridiculous, but what could he say? – it was, after all, the traditional family head garment of the Parker-Bowels'.
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