Craptions Classics April 30, 2008

The leak was coming from the abortion clinic or the gay bar across the street. Either way, it didn't look good.

MisterCode

Other Craptions

John's addiction to Slurpees had reached new lows.

HeywoodJablowme

No one ever asks what comes out of the small pipe.

CavalierX

Have some more juice big pipe. Num num num. NONE FOR YOU LITTLE PIPE!!!

grafton

I have a pair of plastic socks just like those.

hamlet

I can't decide what's more fucked up: The fact that the pipe is having a period, or that the guy is collecting the blood...

gamefreakjohnny

Soylent Red is people!!!

hamlet

red bull gices you wings, this stuff gives you bad hallucinations followed by dysentery

boogie

Sweeney Steve: The Demon Plumber of Fleet Street

Crenshaw

If Hillary wins the election a special staff will have an unsavory job to perform monthly.

Ed_Gein

So I clicked on "There Will Be Blood" and this is what I got. Goddamn bit torent.

Yabels

As he cleared up the mess Jim swore he'd never sleep with another virgin...human or pipe.

optimus_prime

Jim Jones gets set up for his next party.

hamlet

Something happened then, that the cherry coke did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins of the Shire.

42david42

Sadly, somebody somewhere is masturbating to this one too.

Grayson
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