Other Craptions

John's addiction to Slurpees had reached new lows.

No one ever asks what comes out of the small pipe.

Have some more juice big pipe. Num num num. NONE FOR YOU LITTLE PIPE!!!

I have a pair of plastic socks just like those.

I can't decide what's more fucked up: The fact that the pipe is having a period, or that the guy is collecting the blood...

Soylent Red is people!!!

red bull gices you wings, this stuff gives you bad hallucinations followed by dysentery

Sweeney Steve: The Demon Plumber of Fleet Street

If Hillary wins the election a special staff will have an unsavory job to perform monthly.

So I clicked on "There Will Be Blood" and this is what I got. Goddamn bit torent.

As he cleared up the mess Jim swore he'd never sleep with another virgin...human or pipe.

Jim Jones gets set up for his next party.

Something happened then, that the cherry coke did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins of the Shire.

Sadly, somebody somewhere is masturbating to this one too.

The effects of Moses is still being seen today in Egypt.

Tim was told this was a cure for baldness but he was skeptical, i mean sandals and plastic socks! thats never going to work!

GET READY FOR A BLOODBATH!!!! But seriously, help us get ready, Greg.

Michael Jackson's assistant is forced to collect him in bottles after a particularly hot day.

Harold knew he had to act fast. News of the Kool Aid drain was bound to spread quickly amongst the other villagers

Cool... hot and cold running blood.

Eight bucks an hour and all I can drink, they told me...

The other side of the building has some sort of weird Mayan warrior face for a door.

Red Bull gives you wings!

The business end of Mr. Koolaid's colostomy bag.

Steve just knew that his home-made thermometers were going to change his life...

I’m sure that odd red liquid is still better then Mountain Dew.

When a Fraggle dies in the sewer, everybody wins.

In the movies, they never show you the tragedies homeless vampires, scrounging on the blood other vampires throw away. Yeah, and people don't stare....

I always wondered what happened with the East German Women's Olympic team when it was "that time of the month"...

Sometimes, the Koolaid guy doesn't make it all the way through the wall.

"Dasani water is drawn from the clearest mountain streams in the rockies. Then after a short filteration process, it is bottled and shipped directly to you."

Pink Shirt. $25 White Suspenders. $15 Sandles and red garbages bags. $45 Showing your asshole nephew that you ARE in fact capable of making a stone wall cry blood. Priceless.

"This unicorn blood is gonna get me so many spells."

Red Rum... Red Rum...

[Insert unfunny Kool-Aid joke #47,641]

Detective Ted Johnson can barely stomach the horror before him as collects evidence from the gruesome murder of the Kool-Aid Man

They warned people not to drink the run off from Chernobyl, but fuck it.

Jokes aside... what the hell is that?

After Seagal took Senator Trent to the bank...

During the reign of Vlad III. fountains were set up all across Transylvania, so that the poor toothless vampires would not starve to death.

charlie couldnt understand why none of his friends ever accepted his homemade fuit juice, of course he understood later when they gave him back his glasses.

"Hmm...contricted flow, blood passage. This wall must have prostate cancer."

ed_gein is that you??

The re-creation of Andy Dufresne's escape from Shawshank did not go as planned.

And THIS kids is why we really call them Rednecks.

I want some red stuff too, but thats just a pipe dream

Willy Wonka's factory was actually the worst pollutant in the city.

Jeff knew where C'thulhu lived. And whenever C'thulhu bathed in the blood of the innocent, Jeff was there to make a buck off blood donations.

He's using SANDALS with SOCKS! LOLOLOLOLOOL!!!!!!!!11111 LMAO