MisterCode
The leak was coming from the abortion clinic or the gay bar across the street. Either way, it didn't look good.
gamefreakjohnny
I can't decide what's more fucked up: The fact that the pipe is having a period, or that the guy is collecting the blood...
boogie
red bull gices you wings, this stuff gives you bad hallucinations followed by dysentery
Ed_Gein
If Hillary wins the election a special staff will have an unsavory job to perform monthly.
Yabels
So I clicked on "There Will Be Blood" and this is what I got. Goddamn bit torent.
optimus_prime
As he cleared up the mess Jim swore he'd never sleep with another virgin...human or pipe.
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Something happened then, that the cherry coke did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins of the Shire.
boogie
Tim was told this was a cure for baldness but he was skeptical, i mean sandals and plastic socks! thats never going to work!
optimus_prime
Michael Jackson's assistant is forced to collect him in bottles after a particularly hot day.
crimson_05
Harold knew he had to act fast. News of the Kool Aid drain was bound to spread quickly amongst the other villagers
phreesh
The other side of the building has some sort of weird Mayan warrior face for a door.
Grayson
In the movies, they never show you the tragedies homeless vampires, scrounging on the blood other vampires throw away. Yeah, and people don't stare....
x-alien
Steve just knew that his home-made thermometers were going to change his life...
submitted_by
I always wondered what happened with the East German Women's Olympic team when it was "that time of the month"...
TheJake
"Dasani water is drawn from the clearest mountain streams in the rockies. Then after a short filteration process, it is bottled and shipped directly to you."
TheJake
Pink Shirt. $25 White Suspenders. $15 Sandles and red garbages bags. $45 Showing your asshole nephew that you ARE in fact capable of making a stone wall cry blood. Priceless.
42david42
During the reign of Vlad III. fountains were set up all across Transylvania, so that the poor toothless vampires would not starve to death.
tenor
Detective Ted Johnson can barely stomach the horror before him as collects evidence from the gruesome murder of the Kool-Aid Man
Grayson
Not satisfied with just a combover or a beard, Mike wore pink plastic bags on his feet to detract from his baldness.
Doogoo
The less deadly sewer vampire was known for its sensitive ankles and ability to feed off discarded menstrual fluids…
SimonSaysDie
Jeff knew where C'thulhu lived. And whenever C'thulhu bathed in the blood of the innocent, Jeff was there to make a buck off blood donations.
Superhal
If you want to be the head executioner, you have to work your way up from the bottom.
Blackrifice
The re-creation of Andy Dufresne's escape from Shawshank did not go as planned.
sinisterspider
charlie couldnt understand why none of his friends ever accepted his homemade fuit juice, of course he understood later when they gave him back his glasses.
Hamper
When they said even the people who make red velvet cake don't know the secret ingredient, they weren't kidding.
CavalierX
Street people are allowed to collect the leftover Kool-Aid the morning after an Obama fundraiser.
Kibler18
The machines did not think through sending the Kool-Aid man back in time to assassinate John Connor. Oh no....
TheSicilian
get a bottle of the slightly cleaner stuff coming out of the sewage pipe. My craption was too long today
grafton
The actual Big Rock Candy Mountain fell far short of the expectations the song conjured.
grafton
Phase One: Make the earth bleed. Check Phase Two: Bottle her blood and sell it as a sports drink. Check Phase Three: Profit
hotsauzz
In the devastating aftermath of Tide’s recall of its new ColorGuard Detergent, management was legally forced to right the wrong...one pink shirt at a time
EternalLoop
Barry didn't know where it was coming from or why it was happening, but he was poor and decided to take as much of the free blood as he could get his hands on.
niceilike
No one ever questioned where the life-giving Kool Aid came from. The pipe delivered its sweet goodness to them daily. What really concerned everyone was Randall's garbage leg warmers. What the fuck was up with them?
hotsauzz
And now, to demonstrate the AWESOME protection of the SuperAbsorbent FlowPad, we now turn over to Billy Mays outside Wellesley’s freshman dorm
perryjohnm
As the age of purity was coming to an end, Jim's stock of virgin blood was quickly becoming diminished
TheJake
In Florida, the Fountain of Youth often gets confused with the Sewage Pipe of Menstration.
MrBungle
You should see how this guy collects the "purple stuff" from the Sunny D commercial.
TheJake
Again, Stephen wanders off from the group and just starts drinking any murkey liquid he sees.
Dread
When Charlie closed the chocolate factory, Oompa Loompas were left behind to survive on their own.
submitted_by
"...And this, my friend, was all that was left of Kool-Aid Man after the war..."
1-Ton
In accordance with prophecy, the streets did indeed begin to flow with the blood of the non-believers.
melphia
The homeless vampire who lived down the street from Sweeney Todd didn't think times were so hard.
techwiz81
Unbeknownst to most people, all the cream soda in the world comes from a special fountain located under an overpass in Chicago.
Thatguy05
"As long as I deliver it in these nice bottles, Dracula has no idea its not from French people."
Yishai
Sure it had an unsavory taste and didn't really quench the thirst, but Jim didn't care. It had electrolytes.
42david42
What Splinter did not know was that the ooze was completely full of rat hairs.
nirot
The subterranean gods were merciless; John had spent all day putting together that shake, and they spat it back at him like a child with a grudge.
mono_x
Jim, the worlds cheapest lush, was finally caught on camera collecting the run off from the local Boone's Farm Bottler.
Fat_Kez
The detectives building the case against Robinson's for their "Summer Fruits" "concentrate" "juice" finally get the photographic evidence they needed...
JawnEmaculation
Well, who was the first person to look at a cow and say: "I think i'll drink whatever comes out of these dangly thingies!"?
denzel
The plastic bags with sandals look worked particularly well with rolled up trouser-legs and braces.
Hamper
Blue, open toed sandals with red plastic bags on a blood gathering trip? I'm a clueless dude and even I know that's a BIG fashion no-no.
ChrisP
A natural source of blood, coming out of the foothills, is regarded as a great threat to blood doners across the globe...
yeahbud
After a hard day with the other lumberjacks, Jim goes after some beverages, "We've got O.J., soda, purple stuff...how about some Sunny D!"
bebophile
The sewer line from the studio where the view is filmed led directly out of town, here Harold collected the blood of the women thinking it contained magical properties.
gmha545
Wally Wonka, Willie's evil brother, opens up his own factory. Alas, the blood waterfall needed more naughty children to work properly.
TheSicilian
Not everybody could get into Willa Wonka's factory tour.... ...but some desperate lovers of Wonka's sweets would risk wading through the congealing ankle-deep industrial waste pools of cherry-flavored liquid hard candy in the back of the factory
cybrweasel
How vampires get there daily recommended dose of blood when they live in remote areas.
TheSicilian
Not everybody could get into Willa Wonka's factory tour....but some desperate lovers of Wonka's sweets would risk wading through the congealing ankle-deep industrial waste pools of cherry-flavored liquid hard candy in the back of the factory just to
wierdlygifted
Phil's compulsion for all that is red reached new heights when he filled bottles with a mysterious red liquid coming out of the womens monthly medical quater. (that's right people)
floydtheater07
The cause of the Kool-Aid man's initial mutation was not unlike that of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
galili
My latest invention is a bottle that matches its contents with my clothing's color
your_mum
It's Mother Earth's time of the month, that I can deal with, but why does some sick bastard have to go and bottle it.
Jowseppy
cut backs meant the cherry aid factory could only afford to keep on one oompa loompa
Bio
the wall was bleeding bad, but some bald guy found a new element.... he calls it kool-aid
Bell110
*Hickup* "To my new best friend." *Hickup* "You sure know how to listen." *Hickup* *Puke*
Bell110
Most men wouldn't have the balls to wear blue sandles with red plastic bags. Not Jim.
Bell110
The run-off from the Gatorade factory is usually more heavily guarded. Today was Dave's lucky break.
navinraju
A memorial fruit punch drain was placed in the location of the final wall that the Kool-Aide man attempted to jump through before his tragic.
GeeGee
Though time had truly been unkind and it had been decades since an album had sold, Sammy Haagar, took solace in the fact that there's still no substitute for red.
Kingofmars
Somewhat less renowned then "The Fountain of Youth," "The Fountain of Kool-Aid."
Bell110
Most men wouldn't have the balls to wear blue sandals with red plastic bags. Not Jim.
midor78
Hermes, here depicted in his everyday get-up, never told the other gods where ambrosia REALLY came from...
TheJake
Checking Megatron's urinary tract infection wasn't a job any normal person would want. But, then again, Jeffery wasn't just some normal person.
TheJake
Hiraldo Rivera sneaks a lappel-cam into the Gatorade bottling plant. Score one for Powerade.
TheJake
David had to walk an extra thirty miles from his village to get the 'special' water. But he did it, knowing that the extra burst of electralites would lead his warriors to victory!
MrBungle
If you need plastic bags to protect your legs from the red stuff, isn't it kinda dumb to be filling the bottles with bare hands?
TheJake
For the freshest wall juice, call Hank's Wall Juice. "We'll squeez the shit outta pretty much anything." Located three miles off the Northgate Mile.
smoo
On the whole, it was better not to know what the Oompa Loompas made their candy out of.
GOOSE09
In retrospect it may be possible Bob Ross' burial site was in the wrong location.
TheJake
Mario Batali drinks the blood of the innocent. They don't call him iron chef for nothing! ALL HAIL ETERNAL LORD BATALI!!
GOOSE09
Nobody ever thinks about the koolaid mans eurination process but, as you see here it is not pretty.
ionut
This is very weird. Normally, the small bottle must be filled from the SMALL pipe.
ShoeShine
Chang, on the other hand, could turn sewage into koolaid. Plastic legwarmer cool, not walk on water cool. But still cool.
ShoeShine
It was the wall's first time. (someday i'm sticking it in the small hole, thought Chang)
philly_dork
Kool-aid man's gay lover desperately tried collect kool-aid man to put him back together.
atozp2
john looked down the pipe to see if it was his sisters, or his mothers blood that was coming out
Dr.S.Khan.P.I
Ashamed of his urinary infection, Raphael hurried to collect the evidence.
bebophile
Its like trying to get blood from a stone wall, Frank proved however this was possible, sometimes he went to far to win a bet
JamesCH1377
It was as he filled the second bottle that Lenny realized that his stakeout of the drainpipe behind Keith Richards' house had finally paid off.
idog164
Following the bloody gunfight, Frank collected Kool-Aid Man's remnants to be scattered in the sea
AisforAwesome
Steve, disappointed, filled his water bottles for the upcoming marathon. "Cherry flavor always winds up tasting like medicine", he thought.
wierdlygifted
This natural toxic waste formation once used to gush out like the wonder it was, now look at it....this is what recycling does people! I hope you're all ashamed
colin_in_sick
Yes, I do know what they put in hotdogs. I don't care. I still think they're tasty.
Winch
Never has it been so easy for a vampire to get by. The city even provides the bottles.
jwhaler
Lyle wasn't exactly sure what had ruined his third new white shirt in the wash, but he was damn sure gonna find out...
R.O.B.
This photo is a computer-enhanced fraud. That’s not nuclear waste coming out of that pipe. It’s just urine.
Belljar84
Everyone's talking about the wall bleeding out its vaj...come on now...theres a guy wearing suspenders..freakin awesome
ekoura
OK cmon, everyone is talking about vampires and koolaid and menstrual blood, isnt it obvious that it is really a delicate combination of all three. I mean, how else do you think they make slurpees.. craption thief strikes again! This is most defin
miteyfulkron
The magic water only came out once a month for but a weeks time and the simple village people rejoiced...
Tenacious_B
In the future, vampires will have to rely strictly on period blood from the sewer.
LokiTypeR
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
pross79
I'd hate to see the pictures the Romanian board of tourism rejected for their website.
McAlfy
Somewhere on the outskirts of London, Sweeney Todd's human-pie-waste started an industry all it's own. Paul and his two Aquafina bottles would soon make history
FastEddie335
wow, the board of health standards for 711's in Vietnam are just not up to par.
FastEddie335
Q: why do insane asian men where suspenders to bottle up blood running out from a random pipe? A: To keep their pants up.
Superhal
The Chinese had no idea why they had such a bad reputation in the food processing industry.
GeeGee
Hank knew the blind date wasn't going well, despite the time he'd spent on his ensemble. But he was confident that, after buying her a drink, they'd be doing the nasty on his garbage bag sheets in no time flat. Oh yeah!
arm66
AP NEWS RELEASE: The investigation into the tainted imported Evian has led to this bottler in China. It is operating just outside the Mattel toy paint factory. Officials assured this reporter that "...it no lead..it vitamins in water. Wait for settl
Swaniusmaximus
Miley Cyrus's High-Priests of the Apocalypse wait patiently outside the McDonalds while their Empress Snake-monster finishes her Big-Mac with no mayo and extra babies' blood.
citizenB
Splinter: They would have wanted to be cremated. April: Get Casey Jones' dad to collect them.
JesusChris
The Big Rock Candy Mountain has lost a lot of the charm it once had after they built that casino on it.
goodapollo
Mario would finally have enough dye to finish his hat. Next time he rescued the princess he wouldn't be blown off because of his bald spot.
peterjgorman
The explosion of the strawberry packing plant outside of town proved to be a sticky mess for some, but a prime opportunity for others.
goodapollo
I've done worse things for kool-aid, like..not being smart enough to use bottles.
Blackrifice
Next step: After filling both bottles, pour them into the yellow pipe to make Orange Fanta.
YeeHawWang
Having been banned from the FETISH PORN industry ... Jack gets his REDWINGS from a new source.
Blackrifice
Bobby Boucher was finally convinced that Gatorade was better than water. Water sucks, it really, really, sucks!
Yishai
Ugh!! Who wears blue sandals with red trashbags? I mean wears your sense of style!?
Yishai
OMG red trash bags with blue sandals!? LOL period LOL. Vague soft drink reference insert.
captainaverage
If I win I get a caravan in periwinkle blue...and me buys get a pair o'dem shoes.
Superhal
Uwe Boll was eventually released from the project when he strayed a tad too far from the original concept of "Green Jungle Monster."
Superhal
In the true story Iron Man was based on, Tony Stark wasn't a rich industrialist, he didn't have a heart condition because of shrapnel, and the suit was neither a suit nor iron.
nirot
On the outskirts of Mordor, Hennk stood, collecting the runoff of the battle . Tonight his soup would NOT disappoint.
jsheard
I believe this is what the ancient vikings referred to as "bloodlust." Either that, or this is one very, VERY, normal German guy.
nesmuka
The means for a Segway, the Alliance had not. A roller cart covered in tarp, provide they could. Master Yoda deal, he would.
theubersquid
Tom's feet were soaked in Hawaiian Punch, but his calves remained bone dry!
Superhal
Cracked.com pitch #662: The 15 Worst ways to recycle plastic bags by serial killers
thatsnomoon
You know, they say you can't use the "whole" cat. I like to think they don't know what they're talking about.
zomby-kid
His parents were very strict about keeping pets, but every day after adult special education school, jeffery would run to the sewers and feed his pipes his red cordial.
cw22233
I ride on her streets, cause she's my companion. I walk through her hills, cause she knows me by name. She sees my good good deeds, and she bleeds from the sewer. Lonely as I am, together we drink...
Turd-ala-flambe
The way your local supermarket makes a profit on making the red chordial.
Coach
Marrying the wall wasn't the free ticket away from 'that time of the month' he thought it was.
ohnjaynb
Amy Winehouse turned away when she realized that her parents are higher than she is.
Your_mom
Since Willy's death, the making of sugarfree drinks went downhill, as the Oompa-Loompas decided it was more profitable to collect used water from Countes' Báthory sewer.
Snoopadoopafly
Thanks to this monthly reminder, John can distinguish which is the "front door" and which one is the back
Critax
The mythical kool-aid fountain was finally found, unfortunately it did not look like originally thought.
pookamcgee
Aside from being on "No Sleep!," living across the street from Kenny Roger's Roasters had cost Paul in other ways.
starsmtsu12
After years of therapy, Liza accepted that she must NEVER be ashamed of her abhorrent diverticulitis.
abigserve
And, for no apparent reason, both of Phils balls decided to teleport 3 meters forward, 40 centimetres to the left, and half a meter straight up.
armyBob
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you eggs, make a fucking mess in the street.
fatboyslim135
apparently, women do get on the same cycle when they start living together.
rangerjen
for years I had suspected that my Hawaiian punch didn't come from Hawaii....now I know.
Exsos23
"C'mon guys lets go bottle the kool-aid coming from Mr. Dahmers Drainage pipes!"
ondichmn88
When did we start paying the city utility bills to pipe kool aid into everyone's sink faucet
AndyC.
Jerry didn't see why his friends kept telling him not to use the Slurpee machine in Silent Hill.
Ranger
Mi dick bled like that once after some bitche's husband kicked me in the balls for pummeling her ass! www.NeilsNotes.com
Chromius
In September, 2007 the United States government decided that it was the right time to finally close down the only federally run glory hole for good.
shadowfacts
When Scooby told the other balloon he was into foreplay, it wasn't totally sure what the net was for. The good news is that everyone walked away a good life lesson. Never trust a fucking talking dog.
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