Other Craptions

This is how Republicans picture a gay wedding.

I don't understand! You said your kid liked balloon animals. Can we at least have a piece of cake before we leave?

Not pictured......self respect

I guess cameras really DO capture people's souls.

I thought the live-action "World of Warcraft" movie was going to look better than this.

People will think we're waiters with these black pants.

"Question for Bachelor #1... if you could be a balloon animal, what kind of animal would you be?"

WE'RE HERE FOR YOUR WOMEN!!!

The recent merger between the land of Oz and San Fransisco went exactly like people thought it would.

"So, I decided to mix NyQil and Red Bull and let them fight it out.." "Then what happened?" "Ummmm.. Nothing. Nothing at all."

Not Pictured: Manbearpig.

Dudes, that looks aweso-- wait. Dockers? You wore fucking DOCKERS?

"I'm a scaaary dragon!" "I'm a Thundercat!" "I'm getting fucked by Tigger!" "You're such a knob, Brad."

Frank was the shortest of the three bachelors, but he had faith that the women would notice his large hands an make the obvious assumption.

Uwe Boll screws us again.

Brad: Hey how was your weekend? Tom: It was wild, I used a bunch of condoms if you know what I mean....

Jeremy: Fuck, if Tim had shown up, our costumes would all make sense! David: Try calling him again

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Heterosexuality

You thought furries were wierd? Try balloonies.

Casual Friday at Ringling Brothers' corporate office.

that mans crotch looks angry

"...and in other news, drugs will fuck you up."

Shit! I ordered three thousand condoms for the fraternity and this is what you guys do with them?

KISS just isn't the same without Gene Simmons... Though they do tie a mean balloon.

No matter how intimidating the Balloon Gang tried to look, the Pins were less than threatened.

This is a message to the entire office that we can physically dominate them. Nobody's gonna call us gay today!

Oh.... I get it. It’s the powerful Tiger, the Mystical Dragon, and the little frog king with its magical Floaties... how cute.

41 years+Has never even seen a vagina=above photo

Hey, what happens in Vegas...

So what's the deal SuperHal, did the cracked staff steal your photo album or what.

Cirque du Soleil was in for an ass-kicking.

Man, the Thundercats movie is going to suck.

i'm pretty sure this is what happens when homophobes take bad acid.

"Mommy, the Hundred Acre Wood is this wa... hey, hey, HEY!!!" Fuck you, AGAIN Euro-Disney

After college, we made a pact: since we're never getting laid, we might as well enjoy life.

If Walt Disney could see what they are doing in his name, he would turn over in his ice box.

Tennis shoes with slacks, How stupid.

The newest additions to the WWE lineup were a bit of a stretch, even for the most diehard fans.

LSD in Thailand, no never again.

What's Jeff Goldblum up to now?

I am masturbating to this!

Most sports teams settled with one mascot, but the Tokyo Tigers had FLAIR! Even with the required suit pants, Reptile-boy, Tiger-man, and Mid-Shit worked crowds into a fever pitch!

"Oh, yeah sure you can make a balloon dog, but can you make an egg-carrying dragon, a tigerman with a bad hairdo and a weird king with enormous arms? Well...?"

The Island of Doctor Morose

In soviet Russia baloons blow you up

"Backstreet's back, alright!"

Balloon Animals 101: one of the many exciting courses offered at the prestigious John Wayne Gacy Clown School.

Those guys are baloonitics

I sure picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue....