Craptions Classics April 29, 2008

Someone, somewhere is masturbating to this.

Zoo06

Other Craptions

This is how Republicans picture a gay wedding.

nailbender

I don't understand! You said your kid liked balloon animals. Can we at least have a piece of cake before we leave?

wilhelm

I guess cameras really DO capture people's souls.

CavalierX

Not pictured......self respect

googlethis22

I thought the live-action "World of Warcraft" movie was going to look better than this.

CavalierX

People will think we're waiters with these black pants.

Hydrashok158

"Question for Bachelor #1... if you could be a balloon animal, what kind of animal would you be?"

CavalierX

The recent merger between the land of Oz and San Fransisco went exactly like people thought it would.

magnumD.R.

WE'RE HERE FOR YOUR WOMEN!!!

PurpleMartin

"So, I decided to mix NyQil and Red Bull and let them fight it out.." "Then what happened?" "Ummmm.. Nothing. Nothing at all."

Jenna_Tullwortz

Frank was the shortest of the three bachelors, but he had faith that the women would notice his large hands an make the obvious assumption.

nailbender

Dudes, that looks aweso-- wait. Dockers? You wore fucking DOCKERS?

Crenshaw

"I'm a scaaary dragon!" "I'm a Thundercat!" "I'm getting fucked by Tigger!" "You're such a knob, Brad."

Henry A Lee

Not Pictured: Manbearpig.

magnumD.R.
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