wilhelm
I don't understand! You said your kid liked balloon animals. Can we at least have a piece of cake before we leave?
CavalierX
I thought the live-action "World of Warcraft" movie was going to look better than this.
CavalierX
"Question for Bachelor #1... if you could be a balloon animal, what kind of animal would you be?"
magnumD.R.
The recent merger between the land of Oz and San Fransisco went exactly like people thought it would.
Jenna_Tullwortz
"So, I decided to mix NyQil and Red Bull and let them fight it out.." "Then what happened?" "Ummmm.. Nothing. Nothing at all."
nailbender
Frank was the shortest of the three bachelors, but he had faith that the women would notice his large hands an make the obvious assumption.
Superhal
"I'm a scaaary dragon!" "I'm a Thundercat!" "I'm getting fucked by Tigger!" "You're such a knob, Brad."
Hydrashok158
Brad: Hey how was your weekend? Tom: It was wild, I used a bunch of condoms if you know what I mean....
TheJake
Jeremy: Fuck, if Tim had shown up, our costumes would all make sense! David: Try calling him again
knightwhosaysni
Shit! I ordered three thousand condoms for the fraternity and this is what you guys do with them?
yeahbud
KISS just isn't the same without Gene Simmons... Though they do tie a mean balloon.
Calla
No matter how intimidating the Balloon Gang tried to look, the Pins were less than threatened.
x-alien
This is a message to the entire office that we can physically dominate them. Nobody's gonna call us gay today!
LionTail
Oh.... I get it. It’s the powerful Tiger, the Mystical Dragon, and the little frog king with its magical Floaties... how cute.
kshipley
So what's the deal SuperHal, did the cracked staff steal your photo album or what.
JewelsVern
If Walt Disney could see what they are doing in his name, he would turn over in his ice box.
rockdog
After college, we made a pact: since we're never getting laid, we might as well enjoy life.
gmha545
"Mommy, the Hundred Acre Wood is this wa... hey, hey, HEY!!!" Fuck you, AGAIN Euro-Disney
Porkin_Beans
The newest additions to the WWE lineup were a bit of a stretch, even for the most diehard fans.
ChrisP
Marvels new comic book featuring: Super Dragon-crocodile man, King Monkey Longarms and Homo Tiger-on-tiger dude... Coming soon in suits...
billyh2o
Who's house do you want to go over? The thompsons? No honey, we don't play with those boys
Superhal
Saban Productions, having exhausted the supply of Japanese Power Rangers, begins redubbing Australian balloon porn.
42david42
"Oh, yeah sure you can make a balloon dog, but can you make an egg-carrying dragon, a tigerman with a bad hairdo and a weird king with enormous arms? Well...?"
lbh
Balloon Animals 101: one of the many exciting courses offered at the prestigious John Wayne Gacy Clown School.
TheJake
Most sports teams settled with one mascot, but the Tokyo Tigers had FLAIR! Even with the required suit pants, Reptile-boy, Tiger-man, and Mid-Shit worked crowds into a fever pitch!
MechMedic130
The ceremonial orgy went well, but balloon tiger couldn't help but feel just a little ashamed...
Ed_Gein
Alice had worn her "Eat Me" shirt when she stumbled into an alternate Wonderland.
Superhal
For decades, Hui Seng University's Balloon Animal Technology Laboratory was years ahead of the West, and a continuous source of pride...and shame.
ajp1015
But you know when they adapt this to the American audience it's just gonna get dumb.
englishfreak
Tigara would be embarassed later when he realized that he had worn his multi-colored octopus hat by mistake.
jwhaler
Gary: "Steve, stop hitting me with that damn crystal ball!" Steve: "I didn't do it, Mushu did..." Gary: "God I hate you."
bobbo
If you liked the Insane Clown Posse, you're gonna love the way Freakshow throws down. Pop Pop Pop, Bitch.
wierdlygifted
Play's in Japan require less knowledge about how to sew on sequins and more of an ability to lock up the intense feelings of shame. After all, this paint will come off easily right? and it's not like i'll forget to take off some balloons when i go t
wierdlygifted
Is it just me or are the Tiger and Dragon balloons completely unnesssesay.
Kreatienmonster
'Anal Bead Man' was in for a surprise as 'The Golden Dragon' got ready to penetrate with his giant black dildo arms.
Shadow122
Just when you think that there's nothing shocking left in the world...just when you think that there's nothing left to scar you deep down...just when you think it's safe to come out...the Japanese create another fetish.
rant1229
The Cirque du Soleil clowns stopped at Sears to try on pants between performances.
FastEddie335
Those low cut pants that the guy on the left is wearing make him look kind of gay.
donspaghetti
"The virgin baloon syndrome" symptoms- painting yourself and strapping baloons all over your body. what causes it- no life, no sex, alot of spare time, alot of baloons and alot of paint.
cybrweasel
In the midst of trying to take over the world, it was awful nice of them to stop and pose for the camera like this
johnson28539
Total balooners in attendance? 3. Wow that's 2 more than last year. Thanks for showing up guys.
JJJJS
Grandpa always said painting your body is a surefire way to be raped by a balloon animal.
Dabbler33
Police officials finally caught this masquerading trio by laying down the spike strip on Main street.
GeeGee
Disturbed that their make-overs failed to impress the ladies, the three longshoremen stormed the set of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, hellbent on revenge.
namesnatcher
his plan to pick up chicks was going great except for one thing, one tiny prick...
juanlo0909
Hahaha, i get why this picture is funny, the orange guy closed his eyes! oh my...i have to tell steve about this one...
orangemtl
....in other news, Senator Obama replaced Ms Dorn, Mr Ayers and Reverend Wright with what he referred to as "more mainstream" counselors...
DirtyJew
So homosexuality really does lead to bestiality. About time Bill O'Reilly was right about something.
Spirit
It's really unfortunate that these guys are the entertainment for the opening of the cactus, needle, and porcupine museum.
morgannec
Billy certainly was surprised when his mom went with the William S. Burroughs theme for his eight birthday.
Matman
We can all take the piss out of the Chinese culture but who's brave enough to slag off Allah??
Superhal
After the scratching incident in Philadelpha, the FAA introduces Safety Gloves.
kshipley
The proud parents pose as there son the Driger graduates Magna Cum Laude from State.
Kreatienmonster
'Anal Bead Man', the leader of the trio, was in for a surprise as 'The Golden Dragon' readied his huge black dildo arms for insertion.
TheRedFish
Balloons, as the shaman soon learned, are no replacement for a mystical beast humping ones back.
TheRedFish
Balloons, as the shaman soon learned, are no replacement for a cartoon animal humping ones back.
dragon_luggage
Unfortunately the cast of Cats did not think of the effects of LSD on their performance
bebophile
This is not fair making gay jokes about those guys and taking that picture completely out of context
Jaker
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....but what happens in Japan gets posted in cracked captions comps
johnndisco
Dude! You said I could be a GREEN dragon because you were going to be a RED frog. Now the colors don't work and Tim looks stupid with all that orange. "Raawwrrrrrr." Shut up Tim.
Shadow122
Just when you think that there is nothing new to be seen in the world... Just when you think that there is nothing left to shock and amaze you... The Japanese come up with a brand new fetish...
bebophile
I should have put a gay or masturbation joke in my craption, so thats what victory reads like...
hunter
mattel had hopes that the latest figures in the he-man collection would be a hit, specially in the san francisco area.
mrsonn
Why always check references on the clowns you hire for your child's birthday party.
SaraJo
I don't think this was what Andrew Lloyd Weber had in mind when he created "Cats."
flowmingo
As you can see, taking acid before meeting the company executives resulted in many misunderstandings.
phreesh
"It took me 200 hours, but tying all these things up iss going to be worth it for all the tail I get." "Uh, Dean..."
cybrweasel
I dont know...but I think whoever is looking through that dome camera in the backround is having a pretty good laugh right about now.
GeeGee
Although the horror was still fresh in her memory, Janice was amazed at how difficult it was to pick her assailant from the police lineup.
teqifsha
Coming up next on ESPN alternative THE RUNNING OF THE JEWS brought to you in part by general mills.
JoshC
"Hey Bob, whats manlier than 3 men dressed as balloon animal?" "I don't know. What Steve?" "Nothing."
Blackrifice
"Its a good thing we only used 3000 balloons instead of 5000 balloons. THAT woulda looked ridiculous."
gunlar
These are the new "external" extra large IUD's everyone's talking about. The great thing about them is that you don't have to insert them into your uterus to prevent pregnancy? The bad thing is that tag along with you when you go bar hopping and tell
Orion
Er.. look, when we listed the zookeeper job online, this is not exactly what we had in mind.
Superhal
World Wrestling Entertainment tried their best to conform to the new OSHA safety regulations.
thedamned
It was actually a shame that the third gang from West Side Story was snubbed before they even had a chance to prove themselves
Shackleford
While planning the International Fetish Convention, the committee decided that balloon artists would make a nice touch.
Cherry_blossoms
While the surgery on their upper torsos cam out great, the surgeons just didn’t think of anything to do to their legs.
gydorack
If this picture is all that remains after our society is destroyed, then the future will be a terrifying place.
Rod Daniels
Allergic reactions to Latex, brought to you in part by the Christian Coalition for Abstinence.
Rod Daniels
One can only imagine what the cameraman was wearing. I'm thinking it was awesome.
Rod Daniels
Bill(center) and Jon(right) express their disdain as Larry(pictured far left) decided to go through with his plan to make the dragon "Spread her tits on my head!".
samdamndietz
this would be a typical sight at circ de soule, but these guys were in the audience.
andersonwilliam
Someone, somewhere is masturbating to this. ...and finished. Wow, I need a shower.
Johnny?
"And here are the finalists for this year's Paraplegic Douchebags Marathon! Tiger's "it wasn't me! lol!" stance suggests the epitomy of the moment when a paraplegic douchebag is initiated into the mysteries of Doucheama!"
Micktrex
The one in the middle is keepin the one the left's big white ball floating with just the power of his almighty farts.
Thatguy05
"As long as I deliver it in these nice bottles, Dracula has no idea its not from French people."
Micktrex
Steve concentrated hard as he kept Christopher's big white ball afloat with only the sheer face-melting power of his flatulence.
dancarboni
A dragon, a tiger, and..wait...can it be!?! It's Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Artizan
Though tremendously powerful and agile, the balloon animal soldiers were somewhat vulnerable to children with sharp objects and neglectful parents.
McAlfy
When Hollywood considered a Live-Action Pokemon Movie, it's concept art left producers speechless: many blind.
gumbi
Already stained by twenty years of Mount St. Helena's ruddy flows, mantampon finally realized he could just use bottles.
Negative_Creep
It occured to Steve that his safe sex obsession might've been spiraling out of control.
michalecs
What do you mean, you've already hired the monsters for the new Power Rangers show?
Sodagreen
And the Thundercats live action movie fails miserably at box office.... The actors didn't understand, Why?
The_Colonel_765
The brave balloon warriors get into their defensive stance, hoping to scare away the advances of people with pins and cigarettes.
savo1986
Why Not should've saved his last wish; the redhead giving it "her" all is actually a guy.
averageJoe
I know it was a gift from Aunt Martha, dear, but do we HAVE to display it in the living room?
Jtracker
Oh my god! That's disgusting, it's a slap to the face to every decent human being on this planet.....Skyscraper Dream Pie for 30 bucks! What a rip off.
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