Other Craptions

When the restaurant closed for the day, the women's washroom symbol decided to kick some ass.

The International Symbol for "DANGER! PMS!"

"Get out of the Shire. Make for the village Bree. I'll be waiting for you at the inn of the old woman beating up a cripple."

My granny, what a big fist you have...

If you don't have the Internet for porn, you make do with what you've got.

Derek was soon fired as the gang's tagger for not properly conveying "Thug Life."

"Wow, you're right, if you squint it DOES look like Jesus!"

When Grandma said she'd rip his cheating heart out his butt, she meant it.

The Blair Fist Project

yer thats right, angels do it too

the stuff white folks do for fun...

Whore houses have the coolest neon signs.

Cave drawings reveal ancient chiropractic techniques.

"Ok, the next one I'm going to shove up your butt is tricky, but I'll give you a hint: you can find it at a bowling alley."

Some heiroglyphics were less subtle than others.

stop. hammer time.

The Granny Smith gang marks thier hood. And will smack your ass with a brick filled purse if you be steppin.

White on White crime is always tragic.

superhal what stupid GIMPY situation have you gotten yourself into thistime?

Where will you be when diarreah strikes?!

"No, I wanted a logo for H&M, not S&M!"

After Jimmy finished painting his art project, his mother received a call from child services.

you learned not to be around when granny wanted to play "ventriloquist"

The hobo sign for "The woman who lives here will tear both your testicles off and go hunting for the rest."

graffiti artists used to have such pride in their work..now we just get a stenciled ass rape

Despite the ridiculous lengths Bill went to in order to hide his wallet his wife somehow always managed to find it.

Some people just scribble inarticulate trash on a bathroom stall...but Jeffrey was an artist.

"Jethro, I said to stay out of the swimming hole. Now I have to pull your head out of your ass."

Granny giving it to Granpa for all eternity.

"Found the coke! What else do you have hidden up there?"

Outraged by his infidelity, Helen grabbed Ted's scrotum from behind then proceeded to beat him to death with his own balls.

If a nuclear blast is going to freeze the image of your last moment on a wall for all eternity, you don't want this to be it.

The lighting, the use of angles, the sexual frustration, this has to be early Da Vinci.

In the old days, divorce was serious business.

San Francisco gave in and allowed public goatse training, but ONLY in designated areas

She never forgave him for the Herpes.

What the hell is Tinkerbell doing to Peter Pan's shadow this time?

Why downhill skiers don't bring their wives to work.

No matter how she beat him he just wouldn`t let go

No littering... or else!

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.

Pictured at left - Bush. Pictured at right - American people

I love this new thermal infrared camera! I can see people through walls 'cause of their body heat! I'm gonna see what's going inside thi-OH MY GAWD?!

Ok Mr. Gere, just a little more and I'll have Fuzzles back safe and sound.

ARE you trying to seduce me Ms. Robinson?

And it was at that moment the lady realized that he had lied, her lost cat was not in there.

Fortunately for Tito Puente, his wife Edna prevented an embarrassing ER visit by managing to remove both the maraccas and the cowbell from his poopiary.

YOUR mom may have doled out discipline, but at least she didn't silk screen it onto T-shirts like mine

Richard! Why is there a gerbil in your rectum?!