CavalierX
Unfortunately, the Hiroshima bomb caught some Japanese in rather undignified positions.
Fairview
When the restaurant closed for the day, the women's washroom symbol decided to kick some ass.
42david42
"Get out of the Shire. Make for the village Bree. I'll be waiting for you at the inn of the old woman beating up a cripple."
Fairview
Derek was soon fired as the gang's tagger for not properly conveying "Thug Life."
PurpleMartin
When Grandma said she'd rip his cheating heart out his butt, she meant it.
Superhal
"Ok, the next one I'm going to shove up your butt is tricky, but I'll give you a hint: you can find it at a bowling alley."
TheJake
The Granny Smith gang marks thier hood. And will smack your ass with a brick filled purse if you be steppin.
knightwhosaysni
The hobo sign for "The woman who lives here will tear both your testicles off and go hunting for the rest."
sallan
After Jimmy finished painting his art project, his mother received a call from child services.
Ed_Gein
"Jethro, I said to stay out of the swimming hole. Now I have to pull your head out of your ass."
theseattleseven
Some people just scribble inarticulate trash on a bathroom stall...but Jeffrey was an artist.
ajp1015
graffiti artists used to have such pride in their work..now we just get a stenciled ass rape
Dire_Ria
Despite the ridiculous lengths Bill went to in order to hide his wallet his wife somehow always managed to find it.
GeeGee
Outraged by his infidelity, Helen grabbed Ted's scrotum from behind then proceeded to beat him to death with his own balls.
knightwhosaysni
If a nuclear blast is going to freeze the image of your last moment on a wall for all eternity, you don't want this to be it.
ajp1015
San Francisco gave in and allowed public goatse training, but ONLY in designated areas
TheJake
The lighting, the use of angles, the sexual frustration, this has to be early Da Vinci.
SamLowery
I love this new thermal infrared camera! I can see people through walls 'cause of their body heat! I'm gonna see what's going inside thi-OH MY GAWD?!
Vankook
YOUR mom may have doled out discipline, but at least she didn't silk screen it onto T-shirts like mine
Mr_K_Twig
Fortunately for Tito Puente, his wife Edna prevented an embarrassing ER visit by managing to remove both the maraccas and the cowbell from his poopiary.
DuB
And it was at that moment the lady realized that he had lied, her lost cat was not in there.
Lalalilo
Unfortunately for Mr. Jones, the application of an enema while being hit repeatidly on the back with a hand bag by Mrs. Henderson did nothing to stop the chestburtster from ripping his body apart.
TheJake
Hey! This is interesting stuff. It's like what we were talking about over at talldating.com!
squarefish
Another Banksy wannabe documents his fantasy of showing his uncircumcised penis to Norman Bates.
kshipley
As he lay in the alley smokin his final cigarette, Joe decided to explain to the other bums why he left home at such an early age...
navinraju
This area is designated for people who enjoy anal fisting and getting beaten with a candy apple.
JumpinJoshFlash
Thwarting spankers everywhere, it's Butt-Vaccuum Man. Coming Summer 2009. He's Buttastic!
smcole45
The lines are too sharp. That means there is actually a TEMPLATE of this somewhere. That's scarier than the picture itself.
wendigo12345
(Smack!) Run down the battery on my iPod again! (Smack!) I dare you! (Smack!)
GeeGee
After opening the sarcophagus, archeologists were surprised to find that sadomasochism and fisting were as popular among the ancient Egyptians as they are today.
GeeGee
Some of Rorschach's early inkblot tests show far less subtlety than those developed later in his career.
R.O.B.
*WALK* *PUMMEL THE MAN IN FRONT OF YOU WITH A SACK OF NICKELS UNTIL HE VOMITS* *DON'T WALK*
R.O.B.
WARNING: CRAZY OLD WOMAN WITH SACK FULL OF NICKELS. SEARCH FOR CONTACT LENSES AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Shadow122
What concerns me about this image isn't the fact that it appears to be two floating ghosts engaged in some spanking...it's that the shape of the object the 'female' is holding appears to be a ping-pong racket, and that's just wrong. Ping-pong racket
Rott
Do you see two people? Or the top of a chess piece, a sad box face, two stiff dongs and god's angry chewing mouth? If it's the latter seek help... quickly.
MrBungle
Mr. Fantastic's grandma got sent up the river for punching right through the paperboy. He wouldn't miss her porch again.
MrBungle
Alternate ending to "There Will Be Blood" where Daniel Day-Lewis gives the preacher a beat down in drag.
SickRooster
Chris has followed the signs for hours. First, the silhouette of a looking woman alone, then a young man alone, followed by several depictions of courtship. After lighting up a smoke, and contmplating the most recent depiction, Chris decided there's
42david42
Paul was a master at drawing old women, but he could never get the hands right...
TheJake
Someone took the time to A. Create a stencil depicting an elderly lady shoving a ripe tomatoe up someones ass B. Comtemplate thier creationg C. Purchase white paint with this outcome in mind. and D. Drive around til they found an ideal local... wait.
Kibler18
I though you were a no smoking sign! Bad Bad now your going to smoke an entire pack at once!
BearMan
...and the Japanese were apparently very tiny at that time as you can see their relative size to the cigarette butt in the lower left corner.
kshipley
In the new mortal combat; scorpions finishing move is actually letting his grand-mother come out, rip your brain out through your ass and then beat you down with it.
dragon_luggage
This Prehistoric rock painting tells the untold story of the Bitch-A-Saurus
RhinoDoc
My wife promised I could have my testicles back when she was good and ready to give them back.
RayReno
"Adrian! Adrian, no! I just got to Heaven and your smacking my ass for finding a new bitch!"
toxicroach
The Granny Lady Cycos grafitti sign struck terror into the hearts of younger, hipper gangbangers.
chaoskitten
So remember kids...if you start smoking the granny monster is gonna come and fist you dead!
EtrnlRulr
Stacy's shadowpuppet re-creation of the night that made Richard Gere a household name in urban legend circles, did not amuse the class or her third grade teacher.
Zoo06
Well, it's something strange in the neighborhood...but I'm not sure if the Ghostbusters are the right people to call for this one.
Zoo06
"Golly gee, teacher. It was just a spitball, I don't think a fist in my ass is necessary."
jfett85
In this ad for Aliens 27, an aging Sigourney Weaver tries to help a man who is already beyond saving.
chicklet
This picture is prehistoric and she had a chicken leg that must have been messy, now we have rolling pins, knocks them out faster.
donspaghetti
CRAP! I've heard of these things. as long as I don't move, they can't see me!
JoeDirt
Back Alley Guide to Performing a Prostate Exam. This is step 2. In step 4 the purse disappears.
girlsurfweb
The testicle fairy wasn't as hot as he'd hoped, but Mark decided to take what he could get.
Winch
After being bailed out of prison for possession, Mrs. Johnson used the most effective form of discipline on her now 20 year old son.
peterjgorman
In the more sophisticated neighborhoods of Baltimore, white people are forced to beat their own.
anthdoe1126
What seemed to be a normal imprint left on the floor... IS SHE KICKING ASS WITH HIS BALLS!?!?!?!?
navinraju
This area is designated for people who are into fisting and getting beaten by candy apples.
racedogg2
Oh my gosh!! Someone discarded a used cigarette right on the ground! Some people have no limits.
wierdlygifted
The middle aged woman's guild of assassins left subtlety at the door and instead embraced intense pain, as only griping a man's still beating heart can bring, and the ham to the head philosophy.
Yowza
"Street physicians" provided an inexpensive, quick fix for most common ailments. In this wall painting, a street physician manually relieves a man who evidently swallowed a Citronella candle.
SquirrelGOD
Christ's face in a bowl of cereal?? Yeah, the Christians had seen that. The holy cross made out of the ruins of a building? You know it. The Virgin Mary in a tortilla? A million time. ...But, this time? They had no clue what the fuck God was
DirtyJew
Is she spanking him, or playing the maracas whilst fisting him? Not even Jesus knows.
Superhal
America's high illiteracy rate and declining educational standards hit graffitti vandals the hardest.
thestormking
The internationally recognized sign for "Plase remove all balloons of Heroin from your ass before takeoff."
cw22233
First she stuck her hand up his rectum and all the way through his penis. Then she whacked him on the hunchback.
johnson28539
"And for my next trick I will pull a matching pair of heels out of his ass!"
johnson28539
"No really I own his nuts, watch me put them back in my purse. Now that is what I call marriage"
PaleHorse
A warning from the granny gang. Fuck with them and they will make you their personal puppet.
orangemtl
The Tomb of The Unknown Enema Nurse somehow never received the tourbus traffic it deserved.
bellx
When the leading caption is both racist and makes fun of the deaths of a hundred thousand people, you know there's a problem
Ranger
God...that takes me back to when my Mom would spank me then we'd have hardcore sex! As seen at: www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
'Shadow Spanking' with Mike Tyson. New from Electronic Arts this summer! www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
When bitches use 'PMS' as an excuse for being... well...BITCHES! www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
Sure my Mom would beat me...but she's beat me off at the same time, so all was OK!
Treb
Never accept a ride from truckers with these mud flaps. They drive pantsless, and will always dump their piss jar on you.
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