Other Craptions

At 10:42:32 am EST, Hank Williams statues worldwide became self-aware.

No one gives a shit about Steve Bunyan.

The new Disney crossover movie, "Honey, I Blew Up Toy Story," seemed destined to fail.

"This town aint big enough for the bo... hell this town just aint big enough"

Slow dances were a bitch for Karl with his hand permanently fixed in boob-squeezing position.

Joe tried to act natural, he threw the weed behind the nearest building and waved to the commissioner. There was something that wasn't right about the eyes though...

Michael Jackson's worst nightmare: watchful parents.

"Now on display at Building F... The emotional range of Jeff Goldblum."

The monster scheduled for Cloverfield 2 just isn't doing it for me.

Ah, another day of Superhal spam craptioning a picture in a desperate attempt to win.

The trojan cowboy wasn't nearly as effective.

After much consideration, the town decided not to put up the giant heath ledger statue.

Before the got his big break, the Jolly Green Giant sold triangle hats.

Lard Lad stole my Donut!

In the 50's, America's border policy was scary, yet uneffective.

Hand me a piece of velcro and I'll grab the nappy headed one.

Oh My God! Eww... people, quick, John, get me a napkin!

The historic statue of Davy Crocket's last moment at the Alamo was never a very big draw...

"Hey look, there's bug on the ground...cool!" And the cowboy died a little inside that day.

Tex tried not to fart... he knew it would kill these little people

As penance for beating his wife, Henry Pym had to help parishioners find their cars.

Ang Lee originally envisioned "Brokeback Mountain" as a "Hulk" sequel.

Toy Story 4: Woody's Revenge.

The first American remake of Godzilla missed the point completely.

At first the second coming of Christ confused people, eventually they learned to just ignore him.

And while a pituitary problem combined with natural clumsiness often got Rick in trouble, the restraint straps seemed hardly appropriate.

If that's the sheriff we're going to need a shitload of donuts.

The new movie "Guliver Travels West" was a real box-office flop.

Giant Warren, worried the tourists would notice his giant porno stash behind the school, directs the tour group to an otherwise boring tree.

"Would anyone like a Marlboro cigarette?"

Despite his valiant efforts, Paul Bunyan could not stop himself. The world's most massive erection was about to be unveiled.

Keanu Reeves impersonating angry Keanu Reeves

MINORITY ALERT!!

The day Cowboy Joe swore off LSD for good.

Honey, I Shrunk Everything Except this Cowboy Doll

Who needs traffic lights when your town's sheriff is tall enough to direct traffic at every intersection simultaneously?

Bush-zilla

No one told Farmer Bob that his spam-bought penis enlargement pills worked by enlarging his whole body.

"Why do our mommies keep taking us here? Sure, there's a giant man, but he never takes his pants off!!"

He may be a giant Texas Ranger, but Chuck Norris could still kick his ass.

Wait till they erect the Nancy Reagan statue next to Ronny...

5....5 Dollar......5 Dollar foot long

They melted down all the old country western singers to make one big one for the American Idol audition.

"I eats your corn and grab your boobies... Nom..nom..nom..." "AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh"

I have no idea what's going on in this picture, but I'm definitely preordering the video game.

Stop! Hammertime.

Steve the giant cowboy pedophile had to be restrained with high tension wire for "kid's day" at the county fair

Lets just say, I went "Zoo" and Ol' Babe was taken away by some conservative Christian assholes who didn't understand the love I had for my Ox.

With tit in one hand and scotum in the other, Randy feels the power.