CavalierX
The new Disney crossover movie, "Honey, I Blew Up Toy Story," seemed destined to fail.
knightwhosaysni
Slow dances were a bitch for Karl with his hand permanently fixed in boob-squeezing position.
OnTheRun
Joe tried to act natural, he threw the weed behind the nearest building and waved to the commissioner. There was something that wasn't right about the eyes though...
Essmith
Ah, another day of Superhal spam craptioning a picture in a desperate attempt to win.
McBeefy
After much consideration, the town decided not to put up the giant heath ledger statue.
bjm
The historic statue of Davy Crocket's last moment at the Alamo was never a very big draw...
Superhal
As penance for beating his wife, Henry Pym had to help parishioners find their cars.
Zoo06
"Hey look, there's bug on the ground...cool!" And the cowboy died a little inside that day.
Andy
Who needs traffic lights when your town's sheriff is tall enough to direct traffic at every intersection simultaneously?
noelbarratt
At first the second coming of Christ confused people, eventually they learned to just ignore him.
Kondoor88
Giant Warren, worried the tourists would notice his giant porno stash behind the school, directs the tour group to an otherwise boring tree.
AsianBorat
Despite his valiant efforts, Paul Bunyan could not stop himself. The world's most massive erection was about to be unveiled.
theweeds
And while a pituitary problem combined with natural clumsiness often got Rick in trouble, the restraint straps seemed hardly appropriate.
strongbadia7
"Why do our mommies keep taking us here? Sure, there's a giant man, but he never takes his pants off!!"
ChrisP
"I eats your corn and grab your boobies... Nom..nom..nom..." "AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh"
Ed_Gein
They melted down all the old country western singers to make one big one for the American Idol audition.
wierdlygifted
It was when Gulliver started showing the Lilliputlians mime that they decided something had to be done and started tying ropes to him.
hoodafa-kizit
The cowboy stood in shock as the two boys pumped air into his scrotum and bounced off into the sunset
Gutter
No one told Farmer Bob that his spam-bought penis enlargement pills worked by enlarging his whole body.
EtrnlRulr
Lets just say, I went "Zoo" and Ol' Babe was taken away by some conservative Christian assholes who didn't understand the love I had for my Ox.
montanaguy
Steve the giant cowboy pedophile had to be restrained with high tension wire for "kid's day" at the county fair
Superhal
While he may appear large, the Marlboro Man was actually seventy-five percent tumor.
colin_in_sick
I have no idea what's going on in this picture, but I'm definitely preordering the video game.
Superhal
I got nothing. Um. There's a cross on his chest. I guess that's Jesus-y. Ha ha. Vote.
Superhal
"Some people are afraid of clowns, others are afraid of heights. For my brother, it's paper mache."
Superhal
Barry wondered if the new advertising campaign for his hotdog stand was worth it.
hoodafa-kizit
Hank tried hard to think about combine harvesters,but the lady in the red dress was making him horny!
KGB
Now that he has a brain, the scarcrow knows that he can't beat the shit out of the black kid without doing time in jail. Soon, one of the biggest massacres of America's history will take place.
Genson13
Honey I blew up the kids 2: I also paper mache'd them and dressed them like cowboys.
Questionevil
Abraham Lincoln's Brokeback Mountain phase didn't play well with middle America.
Jowseppy
he waited patiently for the three human sized vaginas to turn up but if they didnt get there soon he'd already decided to rag the shit out of the old timers...
cannibalcopas
Ethel whispered to herself.." just keep walking, I'm sure he'll get over you flashing him real soon...."
Durernil
After Chuck Norris was blown up to giant proportions, the age of nuclear weapons had come to an end.
BennyProfane
As soon as he saw his Mom, Jake was horrified to notice that she'd put on one of his shirts by mistake that morning. He decided he was going to have to keep a low profile for the rest of the day.
Malhal
That was pretty much the face his mother had on when she gave birth to him. The fact that he was born with the hat and spurs led her to getting her tubes tied immediately after.
sethesthesia
Pictured: Paul Bunyan starving for children flesh Not Pictured: Babe the Blue Ox fetching the kid-kebabs
faceshapes
It took not only half the town's harpoon force but a huge catapaulted rock to the back of the head as well to finally take THIS one down. fortunately, the townsfolk were well used to this shit.
BingoThreat
Sure he was a giant cowboy, but with that shirt and his pants hiked up that high he just looked like a giant douche.
juanlo0909
run kids! those old ladies are about to give you a discussion about interracial homosexuality!
stevietallcan
"Whoa, hey kid...it's not nice to masturbate in public! We got a whole library for that..."
onjohns
After Aragorn took over, he replaced the old Pillars of the Kings with this. Perhaps he was not the rightful heir after all.
Hamper
Reynolds Tobacco's contribution to the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade, the 40 foot Marlboro man, didn't seem to generate as much interest as Bullwinkle.
squarefish
Another Banksy wannabe documents his fantasy of showing his uncircumcised penis to Norman Bates.
Hamper
After Night Court went off the air, Richard Moll found it difficult to find work.
donspaghetti
CRAP! I've heard of these things. as long as I don't move, they can't see me!
Guestavo
I saw him just the other day on the tall dating site, Tallmingle.com, which is a hot dating site for tall friends and tall singles.
Ranger
Wow Timmy...I'll bet that Cowboy's cock is bigger than my Uncle Ted's! www.NeilsNotes.com
nesmuka
The means for a Segway, the Alliance had not. A roller cart covered in tarp, provide they could. Master Yoda deal, he would.
Ranger
HEY KIDS! There's a picture somewhere on here of 3 women dressed as vaginas! You wouldn't how I could find that picture, do you?! www.NeilsNotes.com (where vaginas LIVE!)
scppi34o9
DAMMMMMMMMMMMNNN!! STOP DOSE FINA AZZ BYOTCHEZZZ!!! MOVE KID TRYIN TO GET A BONER!!!
decase
I'd kill myself to if that was my co-star in the Brokeback Mountain 2.....I mean can you imagine the rippage?
millhog
When the other competitors saw that the 1st prize was a swarm of bees, no one else finished the race.
tovarish_stulov
The lesser known "Eric the Pink" is nonetheless a celebrated figure among San Francisco's Nordic community.
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