Superhal
"This one is too floppy...this one is too hairy...but this one is juuust riiight."
kshipley
I'm sorry hunny it was an accident. Oh yeah, an accident. What, did you slip and fall and land in her vagina!? Well, yeah. That's pretty much how it happened.
ryang89
After seeing so many vagina-related pictures on this site in recent days, one can only assume that the people at Cracked are trying to make up for something.
badonia
ladies, this is what we see when you're talking about your cat or drapes or your new shoes or .....
strongbadia7
Laurel and Phyllis were there for support. Jenny was looking for a diagnosis.
Cryface
Three's a crowd, but pussy's another story. That's when it becomes a million-man march.
IrishTerror
After seeing the popularity of the Kool-Aid man, Vagisil decided to follow a similar route in their advertising.
Superhal
They were ready to lick the competition...little did they know The Competition was expecting them.
Nintendan
After initially being shunned by the human community, the three fairies started to draw a crowd
myga
The brown one is two brackets. The middle one is a zero And the third is obviously a teardrop. What else would they be?
KGB
Running a marathon in vagina costumes is not easy, but just think what a great story you could share with your grandchildren.
codespyder
"I can't believe how cheap these furry scarves were, and they're such brightly coloured, and they're so comfortable! Why are they all laughing at us?"
Papalrapist
April 26th, 2008: The day the Three Vaginas of the Apocalypse led their legions against mankind.
badonia
Baby Jesus thought gold, frankincense, & myrrh were about as wierd as his gifts were going to get until the 3 wise women showed up with clymidia, menstration, & a honey do list
redkinoko
"Do you think they've noticed us?" "No. These disguises are perfect. Just keep walking."
cbowser814
The militant lesbian plan to lure all the men out of the city with pied piper vaginas seemed to be working.
CavalierX
When all this was all he could see when he looked at any woman, Jeff realised he'd been without a date too long
Gutter
It was a great day for the Vagina sisters until the horrible accident with the Oscar Mayer Weiner mobile.
agentfubar
The newspaper the day after read "3 costumed women confront Oscar Meyer Weiner parade, suffer concussions from repeated head butts".
stweasel
Once fully dilated you could see the crown of baby's head...The cycle of life had begun again
ExtractOfCactus
"Dammit, I knew we should have consulted each other......well two of us will have to change....."
kshipley
What the fuck...does the Cracked staff just have a "Gay Pride Parade Photo" data base or something?
Pantychrist
Little did these ladies know that the crowd was leading them towards the world's largest free-standing douche.
captainaverage
To women: this is what "Sex and the City" looks like to us. A bunch of ugly ****s walking around. - Men
Megafighter3
The 3 guys racing in penis costumes are waiting for them at the finish line.
namesnatcher
Whats the name of that group that says 'Fur is Murder'? Oh, yeah, now I remember...
wolfbaden6
The popular "Vagina Monologues" simply overpowered the lesser known "Vagina Marathons".
madmax252
Overstock.com is really pulling out all the stops in their latest ad campaign.
CavalierX
You know, a guy with a huge dick can become rich and famous. The female equivalent... not so much.
IrishTerror
The women were irritated that men couldn't make eye contact, but it was only becuase they couldn't find their faces.
Flamingo
It was a dark day when vaginas became self-aware. It was an even darker day when "the time of the month" arrived.
McBeefy
Franken Berry, Count Chocula and The Boo Berry Ghost were arrested last night on rape related charges when...
Gigglesandbits
The perfect before and after for clitter...old and gross and then refreshed and shiney...
smcole45
I hate it when people I work with show up in craption photos. Hi Michelle. (The one in the middle)
Sauerbraten
The Vagina Monologue parade, albeit festive, failed to make quite the same impact as the stage production.
fokudome
The world's largest gang bang parade was a big hit! Over 2736 people turned out to nail these three baby boomers.
Superhal
#17 on the list of cool stuff Roy Batty has seen that he will rub in your face.
Superhal
in soviet russia pussy chases you...3 girls, 1 cop...if you return, it better be on your shield, even the chicks...pussy's pussy
Superhal
"Here, put this bucket of chicken in your purse and smear this cod liver oil on your face." "What the fuck for?" "For once in my life, I want to smell like chicken and taste like fish."
ryang89
After seeing so many Cracked images related to vaginas, one can only assume that the people at Cracked are trying to make up for something.
t1742
Amazingly, being a bunch of pussies these days can get you your own throng of goons, each with their own individual identification numbers.
teqifsha
With this new breed of people it's easier than ever to find the clitoris, it TALKS TO YOU!! Just be sure to bring your A-game
SickRooster
Grace, Nancy and Joan just couldn't understand all the commotion over their new Pez costumes.
Grayson
Critics agreed that the outdoor version of "The Vagina Monologues" was much better than the stage show.
agentfubar
The girls thought they were popular, but they didn't realize the crowd behind them was follow the 3 girls in anus costumes in front of them.
bjm
The deformity was terrible, but the support group found inventive ways to disguise it.
kshipley
These three were the races pace setters for the "If you're behind us you're racing like a fucking pussy" group.
cbolicious
Her asshole was wide and welcoming, her pussy was loose and happy, but her pee hole was less than welcoming
Zoo06
The rare condition Vagitosis, which causes the patient's vagina to swell and ecompass the entire body.
chaos9001
Number 2736 smiled. For the first time in his life he was around bigger pussies than himself.
djseifer
The Vagina Monologues were never the same after Joel Schumacher got a hold of the script.
chicklet
Two gay guys and the ones mother decided to walk in a parade because they want to have a sex change so they put on fake ones till they can get the job done. Mom is there for mental support
Malhal
The "How the World Works" parade displayed successfuly the two things every man will follow, vagina, and Superman.
dandaman
Macbeth saw some crazy shit when he met up with the three witches a second time.
gunlar
The vagina marathon had very entries this year but lots of male spectators again. I know what I'm seeing from the front but what are the guys walking in back of the vaginas looking at?
gunlar
Corrected version - not that it matters... The vagina marathon had very few entries this year but lots of male spectators again. I know what I'm seeing from the front but what are the guys walking in back of the vaginas looking at?
namesnatcher
a picture may be worth a thousand words, but these are gonna cost ya a C note
HamBaconEgg
Ew, that's disugsting, those faces should be censored . . . they're too vulgur
Lovecraftian
This sinister cabal stalks the streets with the intent of scaring any males they encounter into being gay. Thier motives are not yet known.
corbin
While the two on the right are attempting an incredibly misguided demonstration of just how proud they are to be woman, the lady on the left was just hoping people would stop confusing her for a man.
Superhal
The new uniforms increased sign-ups by men by 3,000,000,000%. Strangely, female brunettes increased by 6,000,000,000%.
Superhal
The Gender Stereotype Marathon ends the same way every year: all the guys are done 10 minutes into the race, and the girl who can carry the most D batteries always win.
IrishTerror
You know what always sits right behind the vagina? An asshole. I'm talking to you, sunglasses guy.
dumb_blondchick
"Hey, look behind us...Don't be obvious! See if that guy's still behind us." "Holy crap, they're multiplying! Start running!"
Blade
Proof that three exposed vaginas can cause an entire crowd to become mindless slaves.
Williman
Billy wished that he had been more specific when he made the birthday wish of getting some epic pussies this year.
Gutter
Everything was going great until the Oscar Mayer's hot-dog truck driver saw them.
Gutter
It was a great day to be out for the Vagina sister, until the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile driver say them.
simplysb
From the makers of "Sex in the City" comes a heart warming story about three friends fighting to keep their friendship alive through times of trouble and despair "The sisterhood of traveling twats"
Treatsize
3 ladies walking down the road, which one says hello? None of them, they're all cunts!
Rott
Do you see two people? Or the top of a chess piece, a sad face, two stiff dongs and God's angry mouth chewing the ladies head?
mejnicho
The new law in Nevada made sure that you knew exactly who the prostitutes were.
Ranger
I've got a headache THIS BIG! And it's got vagina written all over it! www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
As if their middle-aged pussies weren't already huge enough from squeezing out a few guys puppies, then turning into bitches until the guy had to go out and cheat, so they'd clean him out for all he's worth?!?! MORE biaches at: www.NeilsNotes.co
nitrogen
This is really handy for choosing the right shade of shudders for your house exterior!
Ranger
Vagina Pride Day?!?! LOL...GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!! Baahahahahahahahahaha!!! www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
Rosie O'Donnell's, Oprah's and Michael Jackson's Vagina Look-alikes! As seen at: www.NeilsNotes.com
Grava-Tea
there is a model baby in white flanel shirt, within a shop display. far left, toilet paper. the baby balances white balls atop his head!
readhead445
Needless to say, the womens Vag festival went over quite nicely with the local men.
myspoonistoobig
On a closer look, Marg realised their costumes looked like giant vaginas
Ranger
What's next for Lesbians...voting rights...driver's licences?!?! FUCK! www.NeilsNotes.com
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