Other Craptions

3 bedroom, 3,400 square feet, pool, central air, good schools, quite street, evil.

HEY GUYS! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SIDEBURNS?? PRETTY BADASS EH?

Front Door: Funny Back Door: Just Plain Weird

And suddenly the community realized that Barack Obama's church may indeed be slightly racist....

It was only through Word of Mouth that the location of the temple was discovered.

"Ok, Indy enters through the mouth, then he escapes through the penis, jumps over the side..." "Wait, what?" "Jumps over the side, then..."

IGNORE ME!

"Hi, in your ad for 'groundskeeper,' I was wondering why you listed 'dentistry experience highly desirable.'"

The "Extreme Makeover/Punk'd" crossover episode was hilarious.

My wife left me last week. Now everything I see reminds me of her.

The Temple of Shouting wasn't a popular tourist attraction.

Gruesome by today's standards, the original Mayan game of Hungry Hungry Hippos gobbled human heads instead of little white pellets.

Nothing that entered the temple ever came out the same. Except corn.

It's not widely known that Frank Lloyd Wright's thesis project at the University of Wisconsin sucked balls.

Told you I could turn it into a bong.

"He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaaagh!"

The adventurers thought that entering through the mouth might be dangerous, but they knew that going in through the back door would be far, far worse.

realising what the back entrence was, superhal entered it many MANY times

It's sad. On the other side he's being sodomized.

Hillary Clinton's evil lair.

Don't look at him honey. He just wants attention.

Death Star falls from space and takes Grace Jones by surprise

H.R. Geiger's vacation home.

"Um...thanks for the garden gnome...uh...really..."

The tribe built a monument to Monica Lewinsky, but did not realize they put the penis in the wrong place until it was too late.

Future Kings were asked one simple question: "Is he sucking cock or eating bush?"

Hey Door, did you hear that Brittney and K-Fed might be getting back together?! I KNOW! Isn't that crazy?

While the use of bushes was creative, it was still obvious that he was hiding cold sores.

This Mayan god has no gag reflex and its mouth never closes. It was very popular in college.

Not pictured: Goatse-shaped exit.

Ewoks from the bad side of Endor.

Beyond Thunderdome... PUMPKINDOME.

Heritage fixer upper. Great location. Southern exposure. Haunted by spirits of human sacrifices. Price negotiable.

The Temple to the Goddess of Fellatio.

India's ancient temples are jaw-dropping.

People had always enjoyed Tomb Raider for its sexual content, although some felt that the "Temple of Deep Throat" level may have been a step to far.

On the next Extreme Makeover: Ty and the gang remodel the home of the Xyzopotl family, who have adopted 16 amputee orphans, while running a hostel for transgendered youth out of their home.

The Ancient Temple of Bulimia

Dum! Dum! Give me Gum! Gum!

I'm almost positive that wasn't the initial design

A rare photograph of the Pot, in the act of calling the Kettle black.

TOO MANY GAY JOKES!

WHO RUN BARTERTOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Oral Town" at Disney World never really caught on.

Work was finally complete in the bong shaped temple dedicated to Cheech and Chong.

"That's great, but can you do that without showing your teath?"

Small windows...

Where Hollywood stars drop off their unwanted African babies.....

"I am the Guardian. You can come if I get to pretend I'm eating you. *NOM* *NOM* *NOM*"