Other Craptions

the new decoy for the olimpic torch left many sceptical, however no one wanted to try and put it out

Unfortunately due to a scheduling mix-up Water and Earth could not make the parade

Coming up from the depths of Hell, the Devil discovers that his form is not nearly as frightening as it used to be.

Super Absorbent Tampax prepares for yet another battle against the Evil Lord Menstrual.

The lack of a definition of "casual" made for some interesting Fridays at the office.

This is why Superhal will never be in charge of the parade committee again

"Flame on..."

Apocalypto 2: Electric Boogaloo

fuck the protesters. China's new olympic torch was kicking ass and taking names

New X-MAN character Hemroid turned out to be a pain in the Ass.

Does this make me look gay?

Dad?

What are you staring at? This is customary for me. If you were in my country you'd be the one ridiculed

Even though it was completely inaudible and he thought no one would ever notice, Flame Boy's "silent but deadly" fart vaporized Ice girl's face almost immediately.

The government never thought that genetically modified vegetables would ever go so far.

"Thank God our city's utility workers fixed the street so we could have this parade!"

"looks like all your credentials are in order & I see no reason why we wouldn't hire you.""Oh i see you have a myspace page with pictures let's just click on that........"

Sure, you're gay if you dress like that. You're also a little gay if you take a picture. Sissy.

Yes Timmy Native Americans can be gay too, very gay.....

The Flaming Queen and his Concubride. He even walks with a lisp.

"No really the guy in white touched my ass!"

I'm Mr. Heat miser, but I don't know who the Chick thinks she is.

Hey it beats cross dressing!

Do you know how I know you're gay?...

I'm Gee'd up from the feet up.

Medussa's lesser known alcoholic husband storms onto a parade honouring the victims of the pillow factory and its neighbouring glue factory's explosoin and, while still under the influence of alcohol, attempts to rap.

Not pictured: self respect.

"Hey asshole we don't wear white after Labor day!"

"...that's when the children started to cry".

The tampon costume proved not to be absorbant

Much to the frustration of the official participants, the sunburned homeless guy was the hit of the parade.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

John's favorite part of being in "STD's on ice" was the meet and greet with his adoring fans...

"Alright boys, truth or dare?" John regretted ever having heard that question. He regretted more hearing it at a gay bar.

everyone should keep this picture in their wallet so when your friend says "dude lets paint go steelers on our chest at the game" you can say chest painting is & always was gay...& have proof

Ummm...I'm starting to wonder why the Cracked staff has so many pictures of gay pride parades.

The Morbidly Obese Tour Group stop to admire a local parade...then proceed to devour the participants. Only those wearing feathers or body glitter escape with their lives. It will be 10 minutes before the group feed again.

HAHA! Gays are funny! HAHA!

First Joel Schumacher fucks up Batman, and, as hard as it is to believe, he's gone and made Fantastic Four even MORE of a suckfest.

"Get your cameras ready, folks. For my next trick I'm gonna pull a flaming rabbit out of my ass!"

...so remember folks, visit Lucifer's Hair Styling and Tanning Salon on Sunset Blvd...

Earth, Wind, And Fire: The movie.

FLOWman makes his monthly appearance.

What kind of preposterous mix-up has Mr. Bean gotten himself into this time!?! (Hint: Later on he can’t figure out what to put through the glory hole with hilarious results!)

mel gibson suddenly realised that his attempt to re-popularise the ancient aztec religion was not going as planned...

Al Gore's plan to raise awareness about global warming backfires spectactularly as 20,000 onlookers ridicule his home-made "Sun" costume.

Chief Red Storm demonstrates dancing with an imaginary partner.

It was only after Nancy's fetishes began to include exhibitionism that Kevin realized how sick their relastionship had become.

the crowd was glad to see the actors show up in costume for the premiere of the new Fantastic Four movie.