Other Craptions

The crowds that gathered to watch Poland's first attempt at space travel were sorely disappointed.

That precariously placed plank gives the impression that the construction worker has a giant...head of hair.

If Cirque De Soleil and the Village People had children, this is what they would look like.

Ted was ashamed of his woody. Not Frank, though. Not Frank.

CAUTION: MEN FROLICKING

The new James Bond villains' escape plan left a lot to be desired.

You can just tell that the live-action Bob the Builder movie is really going to suck.

the french never really masterd road works

Vin Diesel's career reached a new low...

The Men At Work reunion tour left a lot to be desired.

Chris Daughtry's day job draws a much better crowd than his actual concerts...

It was at this point that Right Said Fred determined that he was too sexy for his dignity.

Seeing his co-worker's penis stuck in the board, Big Gay Hal leaps in to help.

Nice wood

CAUTION: Queer seesaw ahead

"Streetworkers: The Musical" was often blasted by critics for its inability to make it through the third act without the crowd bumrushing the performers and vicsiously beating them.

Bruce: Stereotypes are bad. Shouldn't we try to break stereotypes? Steve: I've got to work it girlfriend!

Not pictured: Fun.

"Let's see I'll just push this board under my sensitive balls and hopefully no retarded jackass will run by and step...HOLY FUCK!!!:

How embarrassing for this guys daughter

the reason why naked women where made, to distract men from doing stupid stuff like this ...thanks god

No, wait, let me guess: Hilarity is going to ensue, isn't it?

the search for god continues

when flubber goes gay

Judging by their training program.....France's army should be lucky they made it this far

Lion Tail's fist attempt at comedy.

"Hey, would you jump around to attract the attention of the audience, while I fuck that wooden plank?!"

I'm sorry about your window Mr. Taylor, but can I please have my gay lover back? I promise to work off the damage.

Scott's enthusiasm ended abruptly once he realized he misinterpreted the definition of "manhole".

"In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country." No... they're much worse.

Each time the gay circus came to town, hordes of confused and upset children were left in its wake.

Typical union workers. One guy doing all the work, while the rest just goof off.

It's Physics Jim!

Smoking crack had seriously affected Bob the Builder and his team

How Scientologists used to measure thetans.

There was something funny about the new guy.

Kids make sure you always wear your high visibility vests and helmet when seesawing in the street.

Justin Guarini and Moby prepare for the most fabulous street sign placement ever.

The day the Fischer-Price people came to life.

Sign reads "Beware of flying afro headbutts"

Oh! You've pitched a tent for ME? Oh you wonderful man. I'm gonna give you such a hug.

Amazingly, despite having perfect form on his triple salchow, Frank had never slept with a woman.

We work hard and we play hard.

I know its the "special" olympics, but can't you at least give them real sports to play?

He may annoy his co-workers, but damn it; Steve loved his job.

It was inevitable that David Blaine would eventually go insane.

Tonight on 5ive - Bodyshock: The Man with a "10 feet see-saw plank of wood with some tubes attached" penis. Channel Five's deformity exploitation show titles were becoming less imaginative.

"If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it! Anything you want to do it! Want to change the world, there's nothing...to it."

"Daddy, what's a pansy-assed cum guzzler?"