Other Craptions

Her mother having eliminated the competition, followed her to victory.

"Hey! Pick a lane, bitch!"

Looking back for the Baton, her intuition told her something wasn't quite right.

When will the oppression of black athletes by white subcompact cars ever end?

I'd hit that!

jehovah's witness Tim was known for his persistentness

"Tomtom, I said, 'Butte'...'BUTTE.'"

Without steroids, Marion Jones takes a page from Tonya Harding's playbook.

At the Special Olympics, if 99% of your body is paralyzed, you can ride shotgun in some events.

It was a terrible time for her to learn she was indeed not Magneto.

"Back off buddy, I've destroyed Hummers with this ass."

stephen kings was begining to run out of ideas

Forcing cars on audience members was bound to backfire on Oprah one day.

Fucking hell, ever since I started using this shortcut to work there's been runners all over the road

It wasn't long before the Paralympics Committe had to make it's definition of "wheel chair" stricter

Motivation

"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque."

All he wanted to do was tell her she had a weddgie

Shakita's fearful hallucinations led her to another world record performance.

Most boring job in the world: Driving the Olympics Pace Car.

Its over man. Let her go.

Parking for the Beijing Olympics is expected to be in very short supply. Some people are just gonna have to get a little creative.

Black Speed > Peugeot Speed

If the Photographer waited just a few more seconds this would have been a true Craption

In Russia - Car mugs you!

"...and that was the second time I was anally raped by an automobile."

The ethanol test came back positive and the whole team had to give back their gold medals.

In The Year 2000 Hit And Run Driving Is No Longer A Felony. It's The National Sport!

Can't touch this!

Looking up from his e-mail, Brian realized that Blackberrys and driving don't mix.

Follow me, I'll show you where the KFC is.

Grand Theft Auto Olympics

Obviously, the restraining order wasn't doing a goddamn thing.

Hillary Clinton's last minute attempts to appeal to Pennsylvania voters were seen, by some, as exteme.

Realistically, the one in the car should have ran the final leg of the relay race.

In the first annual backwards race things were about to get intesting

crack up if you hate that son of bitch SuperHal.

Steven didn't want to hit her, but his blinker wasn't working. If he changed lanes he ran the risk of getting a ticket.

With many nations boycotting the Chinese Olympics organisers had to get creative with qualifiers.

When first advertising in America Peugeot wanted to show off the the Sporty side of the car

Zimbabwe's adaptation of Stephen King's 'Christine' left something to be desired.

we know steroid use has gotten out of hand when auto races are being won by people (with huge asses)

It doesn't fucking matter. Nobody votes for me.

Some would call this cheating. I call it my special handicap.

I said what, what in my butt. You wanna put your car in my butt?

Sometimes, pedestrians DON'T have the right of way.

"Hey, the restraining order said only 15 feet away."

A bad day for hybrids.

something most people dont know about the klan is their love of french automobiles