Craptions Classics April 21, 2008

Less appealing than that "Eye of Sauron", the "Vagina of Sauron" attracted few tourists.

ryang89

Other Craptions

"What'd you do this weekend?" "Went to a picnic, but it was just a big sausage-fest."

hamlet

The lesser-known Meat-Henge is not nearly as popular with the tourists.

hamlet

What many thought to be a large sausage was actually the worlds largest Douche-Bag magnet.

x-alien

Do you love sausages and coins? Well come to Sausage and Coin Land and see the worlds largest sausage and coin!

Lewis

Newest Pitch for a Cracked.com article: 22 Most Wasted Uses of Floodlights Ever.

Henry A Lee

Next on Fox: When Huge Statues of Stupid Shit Fall on Dumbasses

Henry A Lee

Does Paul Bunyan shit in the woods? Not always.

Crenshaw

still makes more sence than scientology

azel

"no i dont really have any hobbies. well there is one thing......"

azel

At least the Canadian flag had the decency to try to get out of the picture.

darnzy

WANTED: GIANT BUN THIEF

dcSENTIENT

"You know, Bill. I just bought a sports car to compensate." "Shut up, Tom."

Grayson

The guys from stargate knew something had gone terribly wrong when they saw the flag of campbells soup now flew where the american flag once stood.

GOOSE09
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