Less appealing than that "Eye of Sauron", the "Vagina of Sauron" attracted few tourists.
"What'd you do this weekend?"
"Went to a picnic, but it was just a big sausage-fest."
The lesser-known Meat-Henge is not nearly as popular with the tourists.
What many thought to be a large sausage was actually the worlds largest Douche-Bag magnet.
Do you love sausages and coins? Well come to Sausage and Coin Land and see the worlds largest sausage and coin!
Newest Pitch for a Cracked.com article: 22 Most Wasted Uses of Floodlights Ever.
Next on Fox: When Huge Statues of Stupid Shit Fall on Dumbasses
Does Paul Bunyan shit in the woods? Not always.
still makes more sence than scientology
"no i dont really have any hobbies.
well there is one thing......"
At least the Canadian flag had the decency to try to get out of the picture.
4 Men 1 Sausage
WANTED: GIANT BUN THIEF
"You know, Bill. I just bought a sports car to compensate."
"Shut up, Tom."
The guys from stargate knew something had gone terribly wrong when they saw the flag of campbells soup now flew where the american flag once stood.