Other Craptions

"What'd you do this weekend?" "Went to a picnic, but it was just a big sausage-fest."

The lesser-known Meat-Henge is not nearly as popular with the tourists.

What many thought to be a large sausage was actually the worlds largest Douche-Bag magnet.

Do you love sausages and coins? Well come to Sausage and Coin Land and see the worlds largest sausage and coin!

Newest Pitch for a Cracked.com article: 22 Most Wasted Uses of Floodlights Ever.

Next on Fox: When Huge Statues of Stupid Shit Fall on Dumbasses

Does Paul Bunyan shit in the woods? Not always.

still makes more sence than scientology

"no i dont really have any hobbies. well there is one thing......"

At least the Canadian flag had the decency to try to get out of the picture.

4 Men 1 Sausage

WANTED: GIANT BUN THIEF

"You know, Bill. I just bought a sports car to compensate." "Shut up, Tom."

The guys from stargate knew something had gone terribly wrong when they saw the flag of campbells soup now flew where the american flag once stood.

It's the world's largest, worst balloon animal.

The missing link!

the german answer to world hunger

I never SAUSAGE a big statue before...oh fuck i hate my life.

We struck manly poses, hopeing to catch the ladies eyes.

The battle of the sexes was finally ended with the errection of a national monument that looked like a penis AND a vagina.

The Mick Jagger lip exhibit was is in town!!

Joe's wife smiled as she thought to herself, 'It's that big and I bet he still couldn't find the clitoris'.

This was a photo taken when giant worms ruled the earth and decided to mate in front of their human slaves

The Washington Monument's girlfriend....

"Well, Mr. Mayor, we only have $50,000 left for the emergency room improvements or the new sqad car. Who gets the money?" "Jenny, the hopital and police will have to wait another year. For, you see, I have a vision..."

Joe knew he shouldn't have worn a grey shirt.

...Since then, everything reminds me of your mom.

With arms crossed, billy and Bob resent comments that their interdimensional portal reveals something majorly freudian..

Seek medical attention for erections lasting longer than 4 hours... and if they detach and grow from both ends.

The Jeffries family stands proudly next to a monument celebrating "the worlds biggest crap, at over 34 courics."

Mankinds first attempt to cook a sausage with lightning was underway

the groth coming out of tims ass wansnt much of a problem for him as his friends where there to support him on his world travel however it became more of a problem when they landed in germany...

Those wishing to ride Miss Hilton must be at least this big.

Uma Thurman stars in KILLbasa. A monumental work from the makers of "Along came Polly"

"...and what size Coke would you like with that?"

World's largest IUD. Suitable for women like Paris Hilton.

At first this picture confused and surprised me...then I saw the Canadian flag.

I loved the first Tremors, but the sequels just keep getting worse and worse.

never say 'penny for your thoughts' to a gay concept artist

"WORLDS LARGEST TURD!!" "Realy?" "Yup that's what the plaque reads." "Well?" "Oh yeah, "Between fasting Ghandi really had an appetite for Indian food. So after mastering the ability to constantly eat, he mastered the abilty to constantly shit."

The Cock Family photo album: April 20th - saw a huge gaping arsehole April 21st - saw a huge vagina John Cock was becoming more and more sexually frustrated.

I never sausage a big sausage.

Eh, I've seen bigger.

Oscar Meyer tried to build an arch like the one in St. Louis. It didn't come out quite right.

John: Remember when we visited the world's largest dick? Matt: I'd rather not think about it...

Larry yawned. Another giant turd/sausage/double-headed dildo/vagina sculpture. You see them all the time in California.

"Let's see Kobayashi take on THIS bad boy!"

You should see it at night.

"It's a sausage!" "It's a turd!" "It's a sausage!" "It's a turd!" "It's a sausage!" "It's a turd!" "It's a sausage!" "It's a turd!" "It's a sausage!" "It's a turd!" "It's a sausage!" "It's a turd!"