Other Craptions

Yeah, like a caption is going to make this one any funnier.

Stephanie gasped in horror as she simultaneously discovered both where stuffed animals come from, and where children's nightmares are made.

My goodness!! Look at how big the water bottle is that that guy is holding!!

The Lion, The Witch and The Gaping Dog Anus - and lo she did climb through the black circle of uncertainty and was magically transported to the land of Narnia...covered in shit.

Aint no Wonderland down that hole, Alice

after five minuets of nervous waiting, it was unlikely beth's little brother tim was ever coming out

Ok, that's freaking gross! Who the hell wears red shoes with yellow pants?

The NeverEnding Story, the Extended Unrated Version now on DVD.

FINISH HER!

Would Chocolate Rain apply here as well???

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

What's more important to a realistic cat float? 1)A Tail 2)An Anus 3)Some Freaking Legs!

Wants some candy little girl?

now in its 15th series 'pimp my ride' was seriously running low on ideas

Curiosity had killed him once. But in his next eight lives, Kitty would learn to use it as a weapon.

I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt"

It's not an anus, it's where the Unicorn float connects to make Mega Dragon Super Vengance Float.

Thankfully for the little girl, Fred the fox's overdose in laxatives hadn't kicked in yet

Even in her early years, Paris Hilton was determined to break the world record for STDs in every way, shape, and form.

Hey Daddy! This dog has pink eye!!

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

What are YOU staring at, asshole?

The Christian Right brings it's anti-gay message to children with their character Sad Alfie, the permenantly dilated anused fox.

Thanks to the help of a curious little girl, Osama Bin Laden was finally captured.

The experience took Susan's young mind into dark corners. It made her childhood very troubling. But, on the bright side, she was very popular in college.

"...and then Jim Carrey climbs out to the little girl's disgust!" Script meetings for Ace Ventura 3 struggle for originality.

Guinness World Record for largest blow-up pocket pussy.

...to make matters worse, the green condoms were discarded on the road when a little girl pointed out it wasn't even a real dog

Susi finally decided to return the favor and shove herself up the gerbil's ass.

The glory hole attraction was always a popular event at the local childrens festival

Go on...pull my tail brat...Snoopy's got a lil sumthin' for ya.

WoW, thst pink thing looks just like mine....

The Inflammed Hemoroid Garfield float came in last...again.

Germans celebrate Sheitzertag every April. German children stay up all night, wondering what Arschund, the Magical Poo Fairy will leave for them this year.

"Honey, why is Samantha crying?" "I showed her where kittens come from. What, you want me to lie?"

"I'm sorry Fluffykins, this is a prolapsed anus if I've ever seen one."

A whole new meaning to Craption

Climbing in there would still beat watching "From Justin To Kelly" thought the little girl

From the makers of beanie babies comes the all new "Federal Prison puppies"

Yea, Events Co-ordinator? I said LASSie... yea, with an 'L' ...

Due to the recent loss of legs, the world's largest fox had to resort to a primitive form of jet propulsion to travel.

Her mother had a feeling that, this time, "I´ll tellyou when you´re older" just wouldn´t be enough.

Crenshaw, Kierkergaard, Corpsy, Superhal, and Fokudome waited impatiently for this picture to hit the front page...as Darthbogus waited in the shadows.

The #1 rule of Cat Colon Spelunking: Hydrate.

In Soviet Russia, gerbil stuffs you!

"Dude, this pinata sucks." "Dumbass, you're hitting the wrong end."

It's like the time I shoved a little girl up my ass...

I'll get a longer straw okay?

"Mommy I wanna hug Plut-Oh my God!!!!" Fucking Euro-Disney