Craptions Classics April 19, 2008

Carl wondered if he'd EVER get a turn.


Other Craptions

Sure, we only remember the meek, gentle side of Gandhi today, but let me tell you...


Truth in advertising laws hit Bacardi hard.

Henry A Lee

Accordion Hero wasn't as popular as its predecessors.

Henry A Lee

What actually killed the radio star.

Henry A Lee

This is the reason that the Nazis found Anne Frank.




Jeffery swore: if the old man played "Who let the dogs out" one more goddamn time...

Henry A Lee

"Ow My Back!" in G minor.


No matter how hard Gandhi rocked, Steve Carrel just wasn't impressed


"This is such a sausage fest." "Why don't you put that thing away then? The girls left because of you." "No way, musicians get more ass than a toilet seat." "Then at least put some fucking pants on."

Henry A Lee

in soviet russia old men are assholes...wall calendar was the lamest transformer...lunch is lunch...random 300 quote...two guys, one life sucks a;lekrtjopisfhgnetgrkj

Henry A Lee

Wake up and pay rent, asshole.


Jim wished he saw pink elephants like normal people.


People had been telling him to trim his pubes for so long that eventually they stopped caring when they got caught in his accordion..

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