Other Craptions

Sure, we only remember the meek, gentle side of Gandhi today, but let me tell you...

Truth in advertising laws hit Bacardi hard.

Accordion Hero wasn't as popular as its predecessors.

What actually killed the radio star.

This is the reason that the Nazis found Anne Frank.

CHOCOLATE RAIN....

Jeffery swore: if the old man played "Who let the dogs out" one more goddamn time...

"Ow My Back!" in G minor.

No matter how hard Gandhi rocked, Steve Carrel just wasn't impressed

"This is such a sausage fest." "Why don't you put that thing away then? The girls left because of you." "No way, musicians get more ass than a toilet seat." "Then at least put some fucking pants on."

in soviet russia old men are assholes...wall calendar was the lamest transformer...lunch is lunch...random 300 quote...two guys, one lamp...my life sucks a;lekrtjopisfhgnetgrkj

Wake up and pay rent, asshole.

Jim wished he saw pink elephants like normal people.

People had been telling him to trim his pubes for so long that eventually they stopped caring when they got caught in his accordion..

In an effort to get them off the streets, the city created a homeless gay bar...no cover.

Carl hated his inlaws.

Midway through In-A-Gadda-Da-Polka

How Vodka is tested in countries without technology: If it can't make you sleep through a pantless man playing an accordion, it's not strong enough.

The dinner show didn't exactly live up to the brochure's description.

ARGENTINIA 1978: Hitler eventually discovers his passion for the accordion.

2 men, 1 accordian.

"I said "I'll have the pancakes" not "I'll have a half naked drunk singing indian playing an accordion" ... seriously how could you have made that mistake"

Here we can see an accordian player has stumbled upon a sleeping Russian drunk, he lets out a howl to summon the rest of his pack to the meal.

"And I-ey-I-ey-I willlll always LOOOOVVVEEE YOOOOUUUU-OUU-OOUUUUUU!!!"

"Blue Hawaii?" "no." "My Way?" "no." "Eat it?" "no." "Bohemian Rhapsody?" "no." "Hotel California?" "no." "Hello Muddah?" "no." "Theme from Mortal Kombat?" "no." "Beautiful people?" "no." "The Barbie Song?" "no." "Greased lightning?" "no." "Turning j

Melting Pot Idol just never reached the popularity of its American counterpart.

After he lost the tournament, Shang Tsung turned to other hobbies.

Prison wasn't so bad, until they started the torture.

Only now was it that Simon Cowell began to regret signing up for "Elderly Senile Indian Idol".

The last surviving member of Bill Haley and the Comets's fan club.

Polka Man don't wear no clothes..watch me crank my Polish pole...watch it grow as i seranade your ho..why don't you Crank Dat Polka-Man..why don't you Crank Dat Polka-Man.. (rappers always have to ruin the classics)

FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOOWS... TO THE WALLS!

"Thank God I'm deaf in one ear."

Tim Burton's take on Apocalypse Now.

Mark and Steve had their differences, but the sex was fantastic.

Russia was sure to win eurovision this year

...and this is your accordion on drugs. Any questions?

"Are you sure this video will get us more hits on eHarmony?" "Can't fail."

If you hit all these cords at the same time... you get electrocuted

Behind the scenes of Karate Kid 2.

Fuck, not ANOTHER Slipknot cover, thought Carl.

Scenes from Ron Paul's White House.

Is that the right way to play "Freebird" on the accordion? No. Its the ONLY way.

Calvin Klein: the underwear of choice for accordian-playing, emotionally unstable, drunken old men with a penchant for TV dinners.

Amartya Accordianchest almost made it onto the big screen, but in the end Tim Burton went with Edward Scissorhands instead.

Skeletor unwinds.

FINISH HIM!

A weekend at the home of Superhal and his lover.

"I'm...too sexy for my shirt..."