The Knievel funeral was not the solumn event that most had hoped for.
mexiCAN get over the border!!!
"Our human cannonballs will blot out the sun!"
"Then we will laugh in the shade."
"...and this is why we need more funding to protect our borders from those crafty Mexicans."
And stay out Carlos Mencia!!!!
Optimus Prime would pass the time by burying himself and playing: flick the tourist with my penis
There's no way he lands in that tube.
Into the sea you idiots!The sea! Not the sharp wooden stakes!
Ten bucks says the cannon has "ACME" printed on the side.
This must be what my sperm feels like I masturbate.
The taxman was drawing closer, and Mel Gibson was down to his last Jew. He would have to make this shot count.
And the Make a Wish foundation have fucked over another kid who said he wished he could fly.
It was their worst nightmare, the zombies have discovered gunpowder. Soon the wall would be worthless.
Immigration reform: No penalty for entering the country illegally. But we send you back whichever way gets the highest pay-per-view ratings.
This may seem like a crazy way to travel but wait until gas hits $5 a gallon.