Other Craptions

mexiCAN get over the border!!!

"Our human cannonballs will blot out the sun!" "Then we will laugh in the shade."

"...and this is why we need more funding to protect our borders from those crafty Mexicans."

And stay out Carlos Mencia!!!!

Optimus Prime would pass the time by burying himself and playing: flick the tourist with my penis

There's no way he lands in that tube.

Into the sea you idiots!The sea! Not the sharp wooden stakes!

Ten bucks says the cannon has "ACME" printed on the side.

This must be what my sperm feels like I masturbate.

The taxman was drawing closer, and Mel Gibson was down to his last Jew. He would have to make this shot count.

And the Make a Wish foundation have fucked over another kid who said he wished he could fly.

It was their worst nightmare, the zombies have discovered gunpowder. Soon the wall would be worthless.

Immigration reform: No penalty for entering the country illegally. But we send you back whichever way gets the highest pay-per-view ratings.

This may seem like a crazy way to travel but wait until gas hits $5 a gallon.

"Okay Bill, just take this plastic wrap and fix that hole in the ozone."

Alas, the Orange family couldn't get tickets.

"Captain, Spanish clown-ships on the East coast." "Load up the Ambassador."

Superhal, distraught over people knowing that he jerks off to craptions and types with one hand, decided to launch himself into a wall of steel spikes. A small crowd of Cracked readers showed up for the event and screamed "pull!!!!" as the cannon fi

Guns don't kill people, cannons do.

When he climbed in, the cannon pointed out to sea, but Evil soon realized he'd been punked. Good one Ashton.

"One does not simple walk into Venice Beach"

Shark attack? Shark attack? FUCK YOU shark attack.

it was at this point scout master tim began to regret demonstrating to his troop how to obtain the new brown pants badge

Superhal, you forgot "[Poor Country] Space Program"

They were sent back Juan by Juan.

... AND BUSH FINALLY FOUND THE IRAQI WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION..

in soviet russa cannon shoots you...Dildo was the most popular transformer among the ladies...a phallus is a phallus...random joke about rocket crap...quote from 300...two whatevers, 1 cup

"And we will continue with our sacrifice until you agree to take 'Terrance and Philip' off the air and stop broadcasting smut to our children!"

Alice never believed Ralph when he said, "One of these days, Alice... Bang, zoom, straight to the moon!"

Feeding time for Rosie O'Donnell.

The Chinese begin to use their most prevalent resource in weapons manufacturing.

Air Uzbekistan: The Only Way To Fly

"It's like being shot out of a cannon!" He screamed.

The Mexican space program has always been a little underfunded...

Romania officially became the worst palce to live, ever, once Vlad the Impaler met the guys from Mythbusters.

Jeremy would not let a simple log wall keep HIM from the Brazilian nude beach!

PULL!

The Republicans in Congress are foiled again by those crafty Mexicans.

Elian Gonzales' second return to Cuba was not as publicized as the first...

"What the FUCK? The mattress was supposed to be in 30 minutes ago!" Daylight Saving's strikes again

Skeet shooting for the rich and deranged.

Failure just got funnier.

Catch me Jesus!

One does not simply cannonball into Mordor.

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!

This is NOT what Jimmy had in mind when he yelled "CANNONBALL!"

"Hey. I can see a WALL from here!!!!!......

Only after launching an entire village into San Diego from the beach did the Mexicans realize they probably could have swum around the fence.

The voluntary stuntman, whilst having the time of his life, soon realised what goes up, must come down