Craptions Classics April 17, 2008

This is the "that" that Meatloaf was talking about.

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The horrific sight that greeted Cinderella as the clock struck 12 and the magic started wearing off her coach.

knightwhosaysni

Early segways weren't very efficient, but were just as gay.

Stretch

The judge may have been harsh, but this man will never drink and drive again.

crispy

There are bells on the reigns too. You know, in case someone doesn't see them coming.

Stretch

There's always two dicks that want to ruin casual fridays for everyone else.

magnumD.R.

manjockey74: hey what's up? a/s/l horseboy22: hi 45/man/cleveland manjockey74: so shot in the dark here but you wanna do something this weekend? horseboy22: what do you have in mind?

badonia

Not pictured: Self Respect

crispy

It didn't take long for Joe and Larry to realize they were at the wrong convention.

Bell110

When leprechaun's enslave humanity

howdy182

All month Sarah's parents have been telling her she was getting a pony for her birthday. Boy is she going to be pissed.

Bell110

Worst job ever. (Not pictured, following with a shovel)

Jubba

Two guys somewhere in Germany. So what? I don't get it.

ShoeShine

The International Lesbian Alliance presents the test pilot of their, "You fuck THIS gender?!" conversion propaganda directed towards straight women.

SamLowery

Despite having proper ID, Joe and Larry were refused entrance to see the Pope.

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