Other Craptions

The horrific sight that greeted Cinderella as the clock struck 12 and the magic started wearing off her coach.

Early segways weren't very efficient, but were just as gay.

The judge may have been harsh, but this man will never drink and drive again.

There are bells on the reigns too. You know, in case someone doesn't see them coming.

There's always two dicks that want to ruin casual fridays for everyone else.

manjockey74: hey what's up? a/s/l horseboy22: hi 45/man/cleveland manjockey74: so shot in the dark here but you wanna do something this weekend? horseboy22: what do you have in mind?

Not pictured: Self Respect

It didn't take long for Joe and Larry to realize they were at the wrong convention.

When leprechaun's enslave humanity

All month Sarah's parents have been telling her she was getting a pony for her birthday. Boy is she going to be pissed.

Worst job ever. (Not pictured, following with a shovel)

Two guys somewhere in Germany. So what? I don't get it.

The International Lesbian Alliance presents the test pilot of their, "You fuck THIS gender?!" conversion propaganda directed towards straight women.

Despite having proper ID, Joe and Larry were refused entrance to see the Pope.

Jack was just walking peacefully along the street - on his way to the annual meeting of the association of people who can be tricked in to doing anything by midgets, when suddenly he realised, that he had slipped up again.

Oh ya, ya. We're still in the bedroom. No one hear but us.

Jimmy's friends misheard him when he said he wanted WHORES at his bachelor party.

You know, it says something when your dressed like a 300 pound retarded pony boy, being driven by a wee englishman, and you still have to wear a name badge......friggin Patriot Act.....

And people wonder why Willy Wonka is on the sex offenders list.

1970's patterned carpet is trying to make a comeback with advertising targeted towards the 'hip' demographic

How degrading... That poor passenger was for to wear a fake leather vest?!

When you don't make your number at Cracked headquarters, the CFO imposes harsh consequences.

I just KNEW Gary Busey had a side job.

To say Santa Claus' divorce settlement was brutal would be a gross understatement.

Hmmm... Let me see it without the tophat.

Dad always said he was in the transportation business....but he was always a bit vague.

The Make a Wish Foundation is out of control!!!

"Yeah, he can get up to 30 miles per gallon...of scotch."

in soviet russia you pull horse...Rickshaw was the lamest transformer...two fuckwads, 1 bridle...sex is sex...what happens in vegas stays in vegas...we don't want to look like a couple of fags

Superhal's Day Job! NOT SHOWN: Gerbil, Duct-Tape, Cardboard Tube

After "Pulp Fiction" Travolta's career took off. The Gimp's.... not so much.

FUCK!!!! It's either this or spend $5 a gallon for gas!!

Bill Gates is really enjoying retirement so far.

The low budget re-enactment of Ben-Hur was far more terrifying than the original...

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...AND THE INTERNET.

It was a lot cooler to have polio back in the 1700's

And as a final insult, the elves used his red suit as toilet paper.

these are known as blinders. Not on the horse, I meant these stupid pictures

"Whoa, mule whoa, mule! Awww, c'mon, please whoa! Pretty please? Awww, please, c'mon, won't you please whoa? When I say 'whoa', I mean WHOA! Camels is sooo stupid!"

Dog the Bounty Hunter: Master of Disguise

In the post-apocalyptic future this is the only available type of transport.

Compared to the twins, the elevator full of blood and the bear giving the man a blowjob, Ponyboy and Leonard just didn't cut it as scary ghosts at the Shinning hotel.

10 seconds later he lost control and crashed into on-coming traffic. The result: one of the nastiest orgy's mankind had ever seen.

What a disgusting sight! WHO picked out that carpet?!

There was only one investor: Stephen Hawking.

Paul didn't care if Joe was a natural blond or not..."As long as the mane matche the tail," he was often hear to say.

"Tell your friends to ask for Jimmy!"

"Hurry up Ed! We still have to pick up Star Wars Kid, and Dramatic Look Beaver is starting his show in 10 minutes!"

At last, the world's first vehicle powered entirely by human dignity!