Other Craptions

After two hundred and seventeen trips, Luis decided he'd either need a bigger bridge or a smaller herd.

Fuck it's 2008..why can't Rocky just work out in a damn gym like everybody else!!!!

Let's see how you like it, bitch!

Imagine "Are we there yet?" repeated 500 times and spoken in goat.

Afghani Lunchables.

The 4th Billy Goat Gruff found a way to avoid the nasty troll beneath the bridge.

Fuck my life....again.

Day 47: The mole sprouted a head today.

The Scientologist afterlife is as ridiculous as it was on earth.

Cubs fans will do anything to get rid of the curse.

why yes, it IS a pure angora sweater

The Chupacabara attacks another unwary victim.

in soviet russia bridge crosses you...sigh...goatboy was the lamest transformer...sob...an orgy's an orgy...1 goat, one cup...sigh...

Getting the monkey off his back was the easy part...

worse, she was a baaaa-ck seat driver

"Just Married!"

the goat wondered to himself why Jim had made such a big deal about having fresh food for the journey when he only brought paprika & a frying pan

The Guiness record for the largest testicular tumor on a goat.

From this moment on he would be known as Billy the Kid.

"Two hands on the rope bridge? You're the worst damn circus performer I've ever seen!"

Disney's latest buddy picture impressed no one

He could only carry one at a time, but if left alone on either side, the goat would eat his sack of uncut heroin and his retarded, quadriplegic brother-in-law would rape the goat. And a riddle was born.

Carpooling in the Himalayas had a whole different meaning.

Man, Pikachu has really let himself go...

"Remember, a Jedi's strength flo-oh-oh-ows from the Force." Suddenly, George Lucas realized he was done, and died.

Look! There's the old man from Scene 24!

No...they're called CAMEL packs.

Faaaster, humaaan! FAAAASTER!!!

The goatpack proved to be inefficient during field tests.

Oddly enough, both the man and his goat thought, "What did I do to deserve this?"

The thief tried to get away, but Willie the Goat tackled him just in time.

Tommy always had trouble navigating his human on bridges.

Lazy bastard

Superhal...why don't you do like this guy and get away from it all...and us!

It takes a while to get to Bowser if you don't have enough stars.

"OK, five more minutes, but then YOU are carrying ME the rest of the way back"

Only in Canada do you need a suspension bridge to cross a desert.

Disney announced the creation of a live action version of "The Emperor's New Groove"

Got Goat Milk?

Short Rounds stunt double.

"Headin' cross the river to fuck ma goat, Fuck ma goat Fuck ma goat Headin' cross the river to fuck ma goat Early in the mornin."

Jeffery snuck a quick peek out of his human suit to make sure he was heading the right direction.

once again, Gilligan got the Skippers goat

It was a 3 day trek to the hospital, but Lenny was determined to get the Lasik surgery...for his daughter.

No one had ever seen a case of skin cancer that bad.

Steve realized that this wasn't Kansas anymore... and he was no longer Dorothy

Wait, I've seen this riddle before...He can't leave the goat with t he wolf or it'll get eaten!

"I told you to stop and ask for directions and avoid the wooden bridge... but noooooo... you didn't want to". Jeff was consistently reminded of his wife.

Japanese game shows have somehow entered another dimension.