Amazingly, the underwater statues still got covered in bird shit.
goodapollo
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CHOCOLATE RING
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
CHOCOLATE RING
TenDollarTurkey
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Sometimes, just sometimes the mob goes all artistic with their 'cemnet boots'.
CoolHandLuke
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Hey, what do you call 26 feminists at the bottom of the ocean?
manleyart
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The 1940 German national Jewish synchronized swimming team.
Jubba
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26 e-vites to the members of your gifted class - Free
50 bags of quick cement -$135
Bag of popcorn to eat while watching the tide rise – $3.50
Being Valedictorian - PRICELESS
x-alien
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"Everyone look to your left, and to your right. One of the three of you is going to drown in my class."
goodapollo
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Unfortunately the fish they were trying to protect swam away and then they just looked silly.
Zoo06
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JanisJoplin's idea of a perfect society.
a dumb faggot
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This is possibly the worst craption photo i've ever seen. It should've been a cat.
3rd-eye-guy
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Cracked finally finds a picture that has yet produce a single, funny craption.
sevpay
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Prior to the Red Ring of Death, an Xbox 360 would sometimes display the Aquatic Ring of Awkwardness.
djseifer
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This is the last time I listen to Tom Cruise
otis2128
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So, tell me again... What does this have to do with "team-building?"
Kingofmars
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Just then Susan noticed a warm spot...
thatdrunkdude
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"No, you can't turn around and look. If you do, the spaceship will disapear immediately and we won't be taken to planet Zlugore and live with god!"
Kingofmars
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I'm not sure this is what they meant by circle jerk. I mean we're in a circle and a I feel like a jerk but this just isn't doing it for me.
Questionevil
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Boba Fett did strange things to his prisoners when he was off his OCD meds.
Mike Huang
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Like so many others before it, THIS game of Duck-duck-goose ended in tragedy.
JasonF
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See? We have black people in the Republican party.
bobbo
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They decided to scrap the concept for the new Daft Punk video when all the dancers drowned.
ilovecactus26
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So Scott Peterson dumped you, too? What a coincidence.
inkredible
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Stacy was mortified, she had worn the exact same outfit.
magnumD.R.
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The prostitutes for the Terracotta Army were placed in a "special" location.
Bell110
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"So did anyone remember to bring oxygen?"
"The what?"
"...fuck."
Zoo06
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Global Warming: 1
Healing Power of Love: 0
Grin
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Every year the association of people with no feet went to great lengths to mock their arch enemies; the sahara society of people without hands.
42david42
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Pssst... Your hand is sweaty...
TheJake
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"In Soviet Russia, Rosie rings around YOU."
"Little-Girl-Ringbot was the lamest Transformer."
Random_Toilet_Joke
...Clichebot ending transmission...
Henry A Lee
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"What were we talking about?"
"I don't remember, I'm so stoned."
nailbender
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Seriously, Atlantis was right here when I left.
Critax
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Saul_Goode said "JanisJoplin's idea of a perfect society." That was ok, i guess.
darthbogus
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Circle-Jerk at 30 fathoms.
Bell110
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I'd like to be
Under the sea
In an octo... wait, Dammit! Where's the octopus?
Kingofmars
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Japan's starting to run out of ideas for pornos.
djseifer
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The good news were that no shark could sneak up on them from behind, the bad news were that with their feet stuck in the sand they had no chance of avoiding sharks coming from the front.
CoolHandLuke
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After consuming massive amounts of baked beans, this group tried their hardest for a record breaking fart bubble.
Zoo06
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Doc, I keep having this wet dream...
StormKat
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Unlike dodge ball, underwater fart-dodging had a tendency of getting messy.
ShoeShine
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Hey, could you scratch that itch on my bulbous head tumor?
Zoo06
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As today marked the 96th anniversary of the Titanic disaster, PETA protested the illegal dumping of giant unsinkable ships in the North Atlantic.
dandaman
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"What the hell are we doing here?"
"I don't know... Hey, Judy, what the hell are we doing here?"
"Beats me. Cindy! What the hell are we doing here?
CavalierX
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