Other Craptions

What can brown do for you?

[insert toilet joke here] [laugh_age=6yo] [/laugh]

"Oh yeah. Well, my Burning Man sculpture shits photographers. Does your Burning Man sculpture thing shit photographers?"

Damnit, why can't they make toliet paper in larger rolls.

"Burning Man finds a penny" didn't have the political message of the original.

The Annual Search for the Contact Lens Celebration gradually grew in popularity and scale.

In Soviet Russia, scuplture shits YOU!

Burning Man gets a magnifying glass... vengance ensues

Many showed up to witness the ultimate showdown between the crack of dawn and the crack of Larry.

Harvesting cyclists wasn't a great job, but anything beats picking cotton.

How lawyers are born!

Smile! Wait...that's not its mouth. Then why is it sticking out its ton- OH DEAR GOD!!!

It had taken him 3 years to build, and then just when Steve was about to take a photo to send to the Guinness World Records some dick sets off a nuke behind him. Could this day get any worse? Oh yeah...the nuke.

"I'd like to thank the academy, and all the little people who made this happen..."

I never knew people digested just like corn.

She loves me *squeezes puny human* she loves me not *squeezes another one*

Plane tickets to Black Rock City: $400 Taxi: $30 Getting the perfect picture of Burning Mans ass: Priceless

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

When Grendel has to go number 2.

Immediately prior to the rectal exam, Dr. Charander instantly regretted ever signing up to be Ultraman's proctologist.

In approximately 3 seconds, Tony would regret standing directly behind the Ex-Lax-sponsered Burning Man effigy.

Nobody expected the invasion to come from Pier 1.

Signs 2: Electric Boogaloo

If you look at his right hand making that symbol he gets to punch you in the arm. Anyone else play that game in school? Nope? Just me and giant wooden guys then. Fantastic.

Tony Hawke Underground 2 -In the land of the Lilliputians-

Coming soon to a theatre near you, 'Sideways 2, Can't hold my wicker'

They thought he'd come down from the stars to save them from nuclear apocalypse, but apparently he just thought it'd be a nice place for a shit.

Having a tiny proctologist is handy, but I wish he wouldn't bring all his little friends along!

And then nicolas cage comes and drops his wallet and the giant wicker man says "Hey nicolas cage you forgot your wallet!" and Cage says "Hey fuck you."

the villagers began to panic, until they realized that M. Night Shyamalan was waiting in the wings to hit a glass of water with a baseball bat

Nicolas Cage is walking along one day and drops his wallet and the giant wicker man says "hey Nicolas you dropped your wallet" and Cage says "Hey fuck you." and they all died of sars

Spyro the purple dragon had warned the tourist about feeding the metal giant. Tacos make it shit lead bricks.

Nobody move, I lost a contact.

I'm never going to win this thing as long as people keep tossing up 10 captions as soon as the new picture posts. I do have a life, y'know.

"Mecha-macrame, widely considered to be the worst Godzilla opponent ever, was conceived during the little-known Japanese rubber-suit and tiny-building shortage of 1972.

The Jewish burning man spots a nickle.

Everybody poops................hippies?

Contrary to Scientology beliefs, humans were actually shit out by lord Xenu.

"You could get a good look at a Burning Man by sticking your head up its ass.." "No wait, it'd have to be your Burning Man." "Shut up, Richard!"

I don't know what it is, but I'll take a screen shot and sell it as my own -Richard Prince

The atomic bomb had it's side effects.

CRAPtion

So big...sand....so...unsatisfying...sad

He gets plenty of iron in his diet, but not nearly enough fiber.

Grok fumbled awkwardly, and continued his search for a way to give the earth a handjob.

Earth's first alien encounter and it turns out to be just a rest stop.

I'm just happy I'm not the guy between the legs who gets to ignite it.

Where will you be when diarhea strikes?

Sean was unhappy that he was the one who had been chosen to be the one to ignite. The others got to enjoy the best flaming fart ever.