Craptions Classics April 12, 2008

Snagging a photo of Big Foot or the Loch Ness monster is cool. But snagging a photo of a lawyer ascending into Heaven is absolutely fucking legendary.

Cryface

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Tony Hawk Pro Stock Broker 2

spoo

The day God decided to take back the ugly people.

Fairview

17 kinds of insurance, and grandpa has to do the ONE thing that isn't covered.

Roland1232

He lost his job, his wife, all his money, but he handled it with his usual dignity and grace... "SUCK MY BALLS, GOD!"

Corpsy

After failing to disprove the the theory of evolution evangelical Christians started work on disproving gravity.

Justin Plourde

On Wall Street, several markets crashed, while several others soared, leaving some brokers unsure of how to proceed.

Fairview

"...and that's how you give a girl the ol' upside down banana smuggler Timmy. Any questions?"

magnumD.R.

ARGH! It's actually raining men!

fozzy-bear

The old Six Flags mascot went out the way he lived

chemical_echo

Pete was the first known sufferer of Groundaphobia

manicjim86

In Soviet Russia, stocks broke you!

Wingfan1405

"For God sakes Jim just let go of the briefcase!" "Never!"

Bong

The ill-advised crossover "Reservoir Dogs 2: Step Up 2 the Streets" was a commercial and critical flop.

pneuma14

"NOOOO! Not another anal probe!"

Zoo06
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