Snagging a photo of Big Foot or the Loch Ness monster is cool.
But snagging a photo of a lawyer ascending into Heaven is absolutely fucking legendary.
Tony Hawk Pro Stock Broker 2
The day God decided to take back the ugly people.
17 kinds of insurance, and grandpa has to do the ONE thing that isn't covered.
He lost his job, his wife, all his money, but he handled it with his usual dignity and grace...
"SUCK MY BALLS, GOD!"
After failing to disprove the the theory of evolution evangelical Christians started work on disproving gravity.
On Wall Street, several markets crashed, while several others soared, leaving some brokers unsure of how to proceed.
"...and that's how you give a girl the ol' upside down banana smuggler Timmy. Any questions?"
ARGH! It's actually raining men!
The old Six Flags mascot went out the way he lived
Pete was the first known sufferer of Groundaphobia
In Soviet Russia, stocks broke you!
"For God sakes Jim just let go of the briefcase!"
The ill-advised crossover "Reservoir Dogs 2: Step Up 2 the Streets" was a commercial and critical flop.
"NOOOO! Not another anal probe!"