Other Craptions

Tony Hawk Pro Stock Broker 2

The day God decided to take back the ugly people.

17 kinds of insurance, and grandpa has to do the ONE thing that isn't covered.

He lost his job, his wife, all his money, but he handled it with his usual dignity and grace... "SUCK MY BALLS, GOD!"

After failing to disprove the the theory of evolution evangelical Christians started work on disproving gravity.

On Wall Street, several markets crashed, while several others soared, leaving some brokers unsure of how to proceed.

"...and that's how you give a girl the ol' upside down banana smuggler Timmy. Any questions?"

ARGH! It's actually raining men!

The old Six Flags mascot went out the way he lived

Pete was the first known sufferer of Groundaphobia

In Soviet Russia, stocks broke you!

"For God sakes Jim just let go of the briefcase!" "Never!"

The ill-advised crossover "Reservoir Dogs 2: Step Up 2 the Streets" was a commercial and critical flop.

"NOOOO! Not another anal probe!"

Yo my name is G-Pa and I'm here to say, I just served your ass like a tube of Ben-Gay.

Enraged after being evicted from his home, Charlie climbs onto the roof and delivers a devastating roundhouse kick to the house.

The dress code for the Mormon Olympics is especially restricting for the gymnasts.

Gravity Just a theory

@Cryface: Good lawyers go to heaven. Legendary ones get in on a technicality.

Normal people fall down, but John was so stupid he fell up.

Few people know of GM's ill-fated vision for the 2005 Oldsmobile's new hood ornament, codenamed "Geriatric Attention Whore," which never made it past the design phase.

Two words: FUCK GRAVITY

You're hired!

It started off with a few giggles as he talked in that funny high pitched voice, but soon Linus had inhaled too much helium.

THIS IS INSANITY???? THIS IS!!!! TTTTAAAIIII!!!! CCCHHIIII!!!

A definate "Oh Shit" moment.

stop. handbag time.

Give me a "W"!

Superglue + Anvil + Rooftop + Inheritance-wasting Grandfather = Revenge.

Apparently John Merrick was a Christian.

Our target audience are young, hip-hop, break dancing, free running stock brokers. We think there's a market.

Audit me? You gotta catch me first, sucka!

Steve took balancing his check book to the next level.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed millions of Ukrainians with his forced famines.

The extreme business champion.

It's great to fall head-over-heels in love, just not on a roof.

Along with the homosexuals, our friends from the stars also helped rid earth of door to door salesmen.

This is Robert. He is a practitioner of the art of falling upwards

"In Soviet Russia, roof fiddles YOU!" The crowd's amusement turned to rage, and Benny wasn't prepared for the ensuing barrage of garden gnomes and fence pickets.

Steve's attempt to touch the moon would only become marginally more successful when he purchased a ladder the following week.

That is one fucked up weather vane.

In some cases, the Atkins Diet was a little too successful.

So thats what happens when you make a conscious effort to not believe in gravity.

Johnson in accounting couldn't just commit suicide like everyone else, it had to be "look at me!"

The community didn't approve of Farmer John's new weathervane. It was the wrong kind of cock.

These iPod ads are getting weirder every day.

Dummies for dummies.

The upside of Chronic Masterbation: the wrist strength to support an entire human body.

After patiently hosting The Price is Right for several months, Drew Carey finally gets the chance to jump into the Plinko machine.