Other Craptions

I love driving with the top down. Also: The bottom. And sides.

At the very last moment Jeff realised that a whole car would probably be more effective then just the door and the bomb.

The orange door looks familiar.. if only someone would label it with a painfully obvious title..

"Damnit Jerry!!.. Tell me when your'e switching lanes. If we don't stay together, we look stupid" "Call me Bo"

You said "we were going to take the car to the Marathon station". I now realize there were two misleading things about that statement.

Well, it looks like Boss Hogg finally got the one-up on them Duke boys....

The drive by flashing just wasn't the same in a fake car. And the crowd responded accordingly.

To think: the world's first truly eco-friendly car that would reduce our dependency on foreign oil was originally envisioned in the Flintstones.

Doorks

"From Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the geniuses behind such films as Date Movie and Epic Movie, comes a new cinematic masterpiece: The Dukes of Sparta. Coming soon."

"Shit! I just remembered, Luke said we had to slide out of the windows to get out..."

Hollywood tried to mash two movies together. Dukes of Hazard and 300. The result = THIS IS HAZARDOUS!!!

Amish drive-by.

Well, folks around Hazard County always wondered how those Duke boys kept fixing up that damn car of theirs when they had no visible source of income outside o' welfare...

they wanted Daisy to go topless, but she insisted on wearing a hat

Val Kilmer made a wise career move when he turned down "The Doors 2".

Hooterville: The annual running of the Rednecks.

And at last...The retarded gas pumps from Iowa had found cars retarded enough to use them.

and their pit crew was fired right after the race...

The not so famous cousins of Optimus Prime begin their march.

With the horn gone, Bo was forced to learn how to fart "Dixie"

Enos, Cletus, Cooter and Hogg were late for race. As usual, they got caught up in the argument over whose name sounded more like genitals.

The focus group confirmed it: keep the chick in Daisy Dukes and nobody will give a fuck about the car.

The new Dukes of Hazzard show decided to remove any part of the car deemed offensive to black people.

SHOTGUN!!

R. Bubba Magillicutty's new invention offered a solution to carpoolers that were prone to constantly fighting over who got to ride shotgun.

Them Duke boys learned a hard lesson when they parked the General Lee in South Central.

Daisy Duke entered the car door race without a car door, but the judges let her run anyway, because they reasoned she had a pretty classy chassis (if you know what I mean).

This doesn't exactly qualify as a joke, but I've never been so fucking jealous of a license plate in my life.

The French version of NASCAR.

Nothing says, "I'm gonna win this fucking marathon," like a good ol' shield bash.

The second annual "Dukes of Hazard Walk for Illiteracy" had begun.

Seann William Scott (Left) and Johnny Knoxville (Right) rehearsing on the set of "Dukes of Hazzard: The Musical."

damn.

The great thing is, if you get hot during the race, you can just roll down your window.

Just two good old boys, never needed no car.... Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law Since the day they was born.

The ways some people are coping with global warming are pretty damn stupid.

Those ol' Duke boys were at it again, just what exactly that was though was anyone's guess.

Now let's see what girl just went to the bathroom..

Hey thats not the correct way to tape up a car door. Amatuers

I can't fucking believe it. They spelled "GENERAL" with a "P".

this is when the dukes of hazard jumped the shark

Tight jeans to the knees and a belt, a leotard, and a random hot chick...sounds like another day in the South to me.

"HICK FORCE FIELD ACTIVATE"

The knights were armed with tires... but the 80s youth were prepared

Yes, you can even steal homeless people's cars in Grand Theft Auto IV

Everyone was very excited as The Doors were in town.

Don't laugh. Some people can't help it that they're door handed.

Finally and image that makes mullets look classy.