Other Craptions

Laundry day for Skeletor was always an interesting sight.

"God DAMMIT! I turn my back for ONE SECOND and everyone unloads their evidence in MY cart!"

Ribbed for her pleasure.

You know what I hate about ribcages? They're a bitch to stack.

I wish the Emperor would stop yelling 'Finish Him!'

"What are you gonna do with all those?" "I don't know. Build a little fort or something."

Baby got backs

"Bring out your EXTEREMELY dead."

No, Cracked. That's just disgusting. A guy playing pool on the streets with a bulging erection is too much.

After hearing that Eve was made from Adam's rib, Jack was trying for a whole harem!

Pimp my rickshaw was just silly.

It's the cops! Act casual. Play pool or something.

When it was discovered that the Chinese Jeffrey Dahmer would stop for a game of street pool every day no matter what, some argued he could have been apprehended earlier.

That's not the punishment for losing the game, it's the prize.

Oddly no one makes fun of the man-purse that Jae-Li carries on his handlebars.

Person one: Would you like to buy some meat? Person two: Ew, is that dog meat?! Person one: Oh, no no no, they are tiny horses. Person two: Well that's a different story, I'll take eight.

"Bank shot off the 8-ball into the left pocket, or I flay another dog alive." "Again with the dogs."

And while Jack Thompson files dubious lawsuits connecting video games and gun violence, the causal relationship between Mortal Kombat and the increase in forcible-spinal-removal finishing moves goes sadly unnoticed.

Min had never lost at billiards, but it was becoming increasingly difficult to concentrate, especially during shots in which the "Bangkok Billiards Club Cart of Death" was in his field of vision.

Sub Zero's new restaurant always had suspiciously late deliveries...Damn you, Scorpion!

Liver and Chiante. Ribs and Beer.

Well, it's good to have a hobby.

"Are those things still safe to eat when you leave them in the sun, uncovered, and unrefridgerated?" "Don't be such a Negative Nancy."

Without his spaceship, the Predator had to find alternate means of transporting his trophies.

Richard didn't bother to hide the fact that he was a GOD DAMNED SERIAL KILLER!!!

With the green bike it all looks kind of... Christmasy.

"Trust me on this, I got your back..."

It's always good to have spare kickstands.

never again would someone tell Ju Ping Li that he had no spine....

Damn it, Lee. I said we're playing DIBS. What were you thinking?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back baby back, ribs....barbecue sauce

In China, "safe food handling" means don't run somebody over with your bicycle load of rib cages.

"Dude, park in the back." "No way, I don't want anybody to steal my shit."

"FINISH HI- Oh, shit - well-played."

This guy's killed so many headcrabs even Gordon Freeman is jealous.

How does the song go? Oh yeah: "The rib-bone's connected to the. . . back-bone. The back-bone's connected to the. . . neck-bone. The neck-bone's connected to the. . . crankshaft".

Ling was hard at work on his undead army...unfortunately all he could ever find were a bunch of ribcages.

Clean up after the Mortal Kombat Tournament was always a bitch.

Forgetting that the dogs were not far behind, Ming stopped for a game of pool.

"Yao, what do you want for dinner tonight?" "I was thinking maybe pizza, you?" "I don't know, I was thinking ribs."

You DON'T want to know how they actually make the McRib.

"Jeez. Every time you lose at pool you have to rip their skeleton out? No no..I'm not complaining.. But you might want to consider getting some practice, or a bigger cart."

After his week long killing spree, Bill thought he would treat himself to a beer and a friendly game of pool.

When people made fun of his purse, Phoeuk went medieval on their ass.

"What tibetian monks standing here just 10 minutes ago?"

I see it as a half-full bicyle rack of ribs.

F@#k U!! They Were on sale

"uhm, hey Steve?" "yeah, whats up?" "ah, its about your cart..." "I told you already, the WIFE said to get rid of 'em!" "Yeah, but did she tell you to ride around town with a purse?" "Oh, uhm...ah, heh, ...I'm ready to tell you my secret." "yea

Oh dear god... ...that's a woman's handbag on the handlebars