Other Craptions

Lawn of the dead.

In Soviet Russia, marijuana rolls YOU.

"So we sprayed our homeless population with mulch. Now they're warm at night, smell better, and people spare them more change cuz they're just so cute and fuzzy."

Soylent green is people!

if gangs have turf wars, does turf have gang wars?

Oh for peat's sake

While they're disguises had worked well in the fields, drawbacks became evident upon entering the city.

Graaaaains...

I for one, bow down to our Marijuana overlords.

This is why the elderly should never be stored in dark, damp places.

Oh, so The Rolling Stones do gather moss.

Less known are the Irish Eskimos.

AARP: To old to learn how make a proper manure-suicide-bomb, to senile to care.

Stephen King's really running out of ideas.

I swear to god, no matter what I wear, there is someone else wearing the EXACT same thing. And he totally looks better in it than me.

The Kate Moss Fanclub

Hey, ya damn kids...get my lawn off you!

Ha ha, Fools! UNLEASH THE LAWNMOWERS!!!

Damn, did you see that chick's bush? I think it had a gofer in it..

Many retirees misunderstood what 'Hedge Funds' actually involved.

I'll stick to wearing dead animals, thank you very much.

Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?

How do you kill them all? With a salad shooter.

Chia Dorks.

"Hang on, I've got a beetle in my butt crack." "Shut up, I've had a pine cone in my peehole for the past hour."

Charlton Heston's Last Words: "I TOLD you Soylent Green was made of people. See you in hell, douchebags!"

You know they're all singing "It's not easy being green."

Sod it all.

Despite their best efforts, the March to cure Holyfuckimcoveredinmossitis showed disappointing turnouts

Moss Deaf

I fought the lawn and the lawn won!

The Knights who say Ni are finally satisfied.

New evidence in the JFK assassination finally comes to light.

Ents at the tender age of 60

Uhh...run away?

The new way Columbians are smuggling weed into the US.

Swampthing Union Local # 317

Stoners Wet Dream

Vegan Force...Attack!

"How embarrassing", thought woman on the right,"I wonder if anyone notices my cameltoe"

(Pun threat level: Amber) Before they could weed out the mole in their group, their fertile eyes erred in seeing the speeding bus; they dropped their garden the bus mowed them down.

The Ewok Civil Rights Movement.

That's right kids, eat too many vegetables and you become one!

The Turkish Star Wars sequel has begun production...Lord, help us all.

Man this picture is really ENTetaining.

I like those PETA adds with the naked women better.

Soddie Arabians

OH SHIT..God, I swear to you, I will never eat acid again..I will never eat acid again..I will never eat acid again...

Mos is murder ! Do you have any idea how many plants they have to kill for just one coat ?!