Other Craptions

Excuse me, does anyone have any baseball cards so I can sound like a motorcycle?

The 6 billion Rupee man.

I still want to smoke.... acupuncture is fucking bullshit.

I wonder why no one has noticed my new cane?

In Soviet Russia, antenna adjusts YOU.

He receives HBO, Cinemax, and pain.

The craziest part is that he got through airport security just fine.

Jigsaw: "I want to play a game..." Sati had half an hour to get out of the death trap...

If this doesn't fix my overbite, I'm going to FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY!

Don't look at him. He only wants attention.

Hug me now, bitch!

Autobots roll out.... And try to keep up Suresh.

Lightning's all : "Fuck this, I'm hitting a tree."

If he's doing it all for the pussy, I would REALLY like to see a picture of that pussy.

Surrealism and orthodonics don't mix.

You mean to tell me the only way into the lobby is through that revolving door? Who fucking planned this party?

The Bollywood remake of The Wizard Of Oz left a lot to be desired, especially in the role of the Tin Man.

Bangladeshi porn is an acquired taste.

Must not.. resist.. SCIENTOLOGY.

India has created an innovated way to identify sex offenders.

"Go Go GadgetCopter!... VIshnu Damn It!" The Indian Inspector Gadget could have used some more funding.

It was an impressive one-man-band rig, but it still only sounded like a bunch of fucking sitars.

The antenna allows him to take customer service calls from anywhere he may go. Unless "anywhere" involve going through a narrow doorway, that is.

...When aborting a baby with a coat hanger just ain't good enough.

Fucking IKEA.

CNN: US missile defense shield being deployed in India.

The archers really had it out for Rishi

Salvador Dali's take on the backbrace.

i bet people are staring at my ass

Bob was second guessing his boast of never turning down a triple-dog-dare.

When a tinfoil hat just isn't enough...

Being blind isn't easy, but a dog is cheaper.

"Hey guys!! Check out my BLING!!"

It became clear NASA was having a hard time dealing with budget cuts when they presented their first Manned Satellite.

His contraption rendered him invincible against dark magic, evil spirits, and enchanted swords. No, only the chosen one, or some bullets, could stop him now.

The rappers in India may look hardcore to them but to US they just look retarded.

Hey guys, I wonder how this will look on Google Maps..

Damn HMO....i just went in for a cough

You should see his retainer.

He was a proud man, proud and stubborn. Nevertheless, it was becoming clear that the simple efficiency of the umbrella could not be improved upon.

I said the straps should be orange. Now I'm just going to look retarded!

"So, you say our remote control reconnaissance android is completely undetectable?" "Well, there is one minor detail..."

That's the last time I buy a belt from Macy's.

"Okay, NOW let's see Chuck Norris try to beat the crap out of me!!"

" Mom! Jimmy is trying to piss off Indra again!"

You mean, you don't have a roof over your head?

Sticker on the back reads "I voted Ganesh. What's your excuse?"

Everyone was afraid to help him, whatever Jigsaw had strapped him to would slice his torso every which way at the slightest imbalance. "A slumped posture is bad for your back," Jigsaw's cackle echoed in the back of his mind.

Congratulations. You should now be receiving a beautiful High-Definition signal.