Craptions Classics April 06, 2008

A threesome's a threesome.

Sebastian

Other Craptions

A knock came to the door. Ester froze. The gang members were early and grandma still hadn't coughed up the heroin balloons.

Fairview

Dan knew he should've checked the expiration date on that bottle of Axe.

LardLad

"What are you whining about? I promised chicks and booze and I fucking delivered."

Corpsy

I loved that Christmas

therabid_nun

Billy pretended he didn't like being a gigolo at the old folks home, but it was actually his favorite nite of the week.

lawdragon

"These people would be funnier if they were all cows" young Gary thought as he took pictures at the Larson family reunion.

Kierkegaard

007 got all the overseas adventures and European hotties. 008 got the local contracts.

Roland1232

Worst. Upskirt. Ever

Skyman6660

Granny had forgotten to wear panties. She was not the first person to throw up that evening.

Kierkegaard

Vincent was glad he didn't wear his orange pantsuit, because then he would've looked like a fool.

LardLad

Sorry, buddy. Not enough beer in the world is going to make this seem like a good idea.

Zoo06

Girls Gone Wild: Early Bird Special Edition

Fairview

Shit, I think I slept with him on prom night.

bunnylefevre

Don wondered what the chances were that these chicks knew what a Brazilian wax was...

lawdragon
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